[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]
Putin vs. Obama: Pictorial Comparisons
If we have to be under a tyrant’s heel, can we at least be under the heel of a cool tyrant?
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*starts throwing up gang signs* I shouldn't have eaten so many gang signs
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) January 22, 2014
President Infanticide said abortion "allows women to fulfill their dreams". This is what pure evil looks like.
— Stevie J. West (@StevieJWest) January 22, 2014
Quentin Tarantino flew into a coke-fueled rage, scrapping his latest project after someone sent him a tweet saying, "Simpsons did it."
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) January 22, 2014
It’s so sad when a prisoner escapes and everyone thinks about the danger to society and not the poor lonely room-mate he left behind.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) January 22, 2014
“@UberFacts: Blueberries can help improve your memory.” Unless you forget to buy them.
— Nathan Fillion (@NathanFillion) January 22, 2014
We couldn't have won without our coach, the Wicked Witch! *Scarecrow secretly winks at Tin Man, who quietly lifts water cooler behind her*
— patrick (@tastefactory) January 22, 2014
Despite the state of California teetering on the financial brink, Governor Jerry Brown is now proposing billions in new government spending.
Anyone else getting the feeling that sliding into the sea after a massive earthquake is beginning to look like a best-case scenario.
The belief that peace is desirable is rarely enough to achieve it. Peace requires responsibility. Peace entails sacrifice.
BARACK OBAMA, Nobel Lecture, Dec. 10, 2009
“And sacrifices require someone to collect them. That’ll be my job.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How does Vladimir Putin stay in such great shape?
Many dismiss abortion as a social issue, but at what point a person has rights and deserves protection is central to any theory of government.
Whether you think abortion should be legal or not, there’s something wrong with you if you’re not fundamentally horrified by it.
I’m glad we’re getting onto the issue of income inequality because obviously the problem with our economy has been not enough whining.
Killer whales murdering people sounds dog bites man to me. Wake me when hugger whales start murdering.
I remember a decades old Mad Magazine article joking that NBC stands for “Needs Bill Cosby.”
I certainly wouldn’t mind a modern sitcom we can actually watch with the kids in the room.
A court ruled that online review service Yelp had to reveal the identities of seven anonymous reviewers.
Still allowed to be anonymous – the Benghazi perpetrators.
[High Praise! to The Matt Walsh Blog]
College is a means to an end. It isn’t a destination unto itself. Don’t go for the “experience.” You want an experience? Move out of the house and get a job. Pay your own rent. Get evicted from an apartment for failure to make a payment. Work three minimum wage jobs at the one time. Mop floors. Go a winter without heat because you can’t afford to keep it on and eat at the same time. Run out into that cold, wild world and muscle your way to the top of it. THAT’S an experience.
You want to be an engineer? A doctor? An astronaut? An architect? By all means, go to college. You want to build cars or become an electrician? Maybe a trade school is in your future. You have absolutely no clue what you want out of life, what your talents are, or what career path best suits you? College isn’t for you. In fact, college is an objectively BAD idea for anyone in this category. And this is a category that includes, for instance, most college students.
More sound, practical advice at the link.
Apparently this is supposed to be a parody of “list of stuff” videos, but it’s a spot-on match to MY life, so I’m not really sure what the parody part is.
(NOTE: Some items in questionable taste)
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #52,497)
Oh, and that item at 1:20? Yeah, I actually saw Frank J. do that once.
Jay Leno quipped “now that Christie is denying everything, he sounds even more Presidential”.
Christie can’t lose. If he admits it’s all his fault, then he sounds presidential for blaming a Republican.
[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]
Inspired by Christie, Obama Fires Executive Branch
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Wendy Davis needs a man like a fish needs a rich bicycle that will pay its way through fish law school and take full custody of its spawn.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 21, 2014
Hired Wendy Davis PR firm to redo my bio. Turns out I was orphaned. Then reform school, migrant worker. Very inspiring.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) January 21, 2014
deep inside every single one us is a noise reserved purely for when you almost hit yourself in the face with an iPad
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) January 21, 2014
Seems like J.D. Power should've bumped one of his Associates up to partner by now.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 21, 2014
Greed, in the mouth of a politician, always means "wanting to keep your own money"; it never means "wanting to be given someone else's".
— Daniel Hannan (@DanHannanMEP) January 21, 2014
I WAS LEGALLY DEAD FOR 30 MIN & SAW HEAVEN
sir, you were taking a nap in the radioshack bathro—
HEAVEN LOOKS LIKE THE BATHROOM AT RADIOSHACK
— Mike Rosenthal (@VectorBelly) January 21, 2014
REVIEW
Twister (1996)
⭐️⭐️
Enjoyable but not at all faithful to the source material. A tornado? How random. Clue was much better.
— The Ruffalo Shuffle (@RuffaloShuffle) January 22, 2014
A new poll shows that only 25% of teens meet the government’s basic fitness guidelines.
Which I’m betting is at least 10 times the rate it was met by government fitness guideline-writers.
In dealing with those nations that break rules and laws, I believe that we must develop alternatives to violence that are tough enough to actually change behavior — for if we want a lasting peace, then the words of the international community must mean something. Those regimes that break the rules must be held accountable. Sanctions must exact a real price. Intransigence must be met with increased pressure — and such pressure exists only when the world stands together as one.
BARACK OBAMA, Nobel Lecture, Dec. 10, 2009
“Or – better idea – we just let Iran do whatever it wants. It’s SO much easier.”