Everyone’s seen the pictures of Obama riding a bike. Turns out that his Secretary of State can ride a bike, too.
So, in a bicycle race between Barack Obama and John Kerry, who would win?
[Credit: Obama – AP, Kerry – Eliana Johnson]
Everyone’s seen the pictures of Obama riding a bike. Turns out that his Secretary of State can ride a bike, too.
So, in a bicycle race between Barack Obama and John Kerry, who would win?
[Credit: Obama – AP, Kerry – Eliana Johnson]
trick question. nobody wins.
Putin
@2 Rihar – speaking of which, the above pic needs Putin on a Harley to make it complete:
http://www.inrumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Vladimir-Putin-Harley-Davidson.jpg
Depends on who is the doper and who is the dopee. You might notice that neither is wearing a yellow jersey.
neither, they would both be mocked by Nelson Muntz and go home crying.
obvious photoshop.
no training wheels on either.
Whoever smoked the most choom before the race. But they both get blue ribbons for participating.
We win if the tractor trailer is accurate…
So, in a bicycle race between Barack Obama and John Kerry, who would win?
The Late Night Show comedians?
9-Chip-only the ones willing to be subjected a long, painful IRS audit.
The country wins whenever both of them are on their bicycles, because they aren’t actively messing things up.
The winner is the one with the most Hello Kitty decals on his bike.
(It’s amazing that such a pair of dorks can cause so much mischief in the world. Obama really lit up the Middle East with his idiotic Arab Spring — back-stabbing Gadhafi, Mubarak, the Iraqis, and everybody else in sight.)
Speaking of bicycles, did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam?
I’m sure it would be the one who wins the slap fight after they bump into each other and fall just short of the finish line. Which will be Bush’s fault, naturally
The front gears and chains on both bikes win, because they snags their pant legs and devour both of them before their secret service details can do anything about it (and also because I’m betting neither is smart enough to stop peddling when this happens – kind of like how they govern!). Also: riding a bike in slacks in not exercise – it’s a photo op.
If they were working class lowlifes they would have cigs in their mouths.