Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Russian gang stole 1.2 billion passwords. Turns out Obama’s was…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Russian gang stole 1.2 billion passwords. Turns out Obama’s was…
AlinskiDad666
A Russian gang stole 1.2 billion passwords. Turns out Obama’s was…
1234
A Russian gang stole 1.2 billion passwords. Turns out Obama’s was…
mysteriously erased.
…not affected because HIS personal information is actually protected.
…as well guarded as his college transcripts
…eaten by the dog….which he then ate.
DeathToAmerikkka
A Russian gang stole 1.2 billion passwords. Turns out Obama’s was…
going to give them to the Russians anyway.
…call_me_irresponsible.
…boooshdidit2
“ILoveReggieLove”
…never used because of the total transparency policy.
…$0ciali$m_Rox
…X0X0-Helle!!
…I<3G0lfing
…I8BosBros
Turns out Obama’s was… OMGSheisstandingrightbehindmeisn’tshe?
A Russian Gang Stole 1.2 Billion Passwords. Turns Out Obama’s Was…Reset.
password
…a complete surprise to him…Apparently he found out about it when he saw it on the news.
. . . the same as Valerie Jarrett’s.
… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Same as King Rolan’s air shield and President Skroob’s luggage. Idiot.
… Ib0w2m3cca
@3: *slow clap*
… gotten from a gay porn site.
KenyaPres
…michellemamichelle
…Obama_2016
…Yes_I_Can
…ItsGoodToBeTheKing
… forgotten so he had to answer a few security questions.
What… is your name?
What… is your quest?
What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A Russian gang stole 1.2 billion passwords. Turns out Obama’s was…
the same one he has at Journolist.
iforgotmypassword
I am that I am
….MeMyself’n’I
…Fooooore!!!!!
…1.2 billion characters long, but they were all I’s and Me’s.
…the default setting, and a post it note that said: Hope and Change? Yeah, just like voting for me, it can only get worse.
…cost taxpayers 80 billion dollars to implement, and although stolen, it remains totally unguessable, “The program was and is a success” declared a White House spokesperson.
@25 Is that a European or African swallow?