Straight Line of the Day: For His Birthday Today, President Obama Should Be Given… Posted by Harvey on 4 August 2014, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. For his birthday today, President Obama should be given…
… his Miranda rights, bracelets, and a frogmarch. And Holder and Lerner as cellmates. Reply to this comment
…a subscription to the “Spokesperson of the Month” Club… …a case of Acme Teleprompter Wax (for the slickest talking points in town!) Reply to this comment
…a big steaming cup of STFU! …a membership to the Clue of the Month Club. …a collective finger from the voters. …the chance to wear the big boy pants for a day before he has to give them back to Valerie. Reply to this comment
Can of Spam has it right. A pink slip. Even if we can’t fire him, you know he always feels so pretty in pink. Reply to this comment
I can’t tell you because it’s a surprise. Hint: I made it myself and it’s in a box in the corner of the laundry room. Reply to this comment
…a bucket of hot tar and a sack of feathers …an IRS audit …a birthday cake http://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/images/coolest-dog-cake-33-21328570.jpg Reply to this comment
. . . a computer and an internet connection and then be locked in a room until he succeeds in obtaining health insurance from Obamacare. Reply to this comment
For his birthday today, President Obama should be given… A clue A boot in the ass A boot to the head A different job All of the above. Reply to this comment
A free, paid in full membership in the Sierra Leone live biting bats and uncooked monkey meat club, delivered monthly via USPS. Reply to this comment
a new golf foursome: obama himself, Charles J. Guiteau, Leon Czolgosz and John Wilkes Booth. Reply to this comment
. . . an invitation to my home to play “Are You Smarter Than Joseph Biden?”. You win by putting your head into the toilet bowl three times and taking it out only twice. Reply to this comment
…a permanent vacation…
The boot.
…another term, (20 to Life)
… his Miranda rights, bracelets, and a frogmarch. And Holder and Lerner as cellmates.
…a subscription to the “Spokesperson of the Month” Club…
…a case of Acme Teleprompter Wax (for the slickest talking points in town!)
…a big steaming cup of STFU!
…a membership to the Clue of the Month Club.
…a collective finger from the voters.
…the chance to wear the big boy pants for a day before he has to give them back to Valerie.
… a pink slip.
a one way ticket to alpha centari
Can of Spam has it right. A pink slip. Even if we can’t fire him, you know he always feels so pretty in pink.
I can’t tell you because it’s a surprise.
Hint: I made it myself and it’s in a box in the corner of the laundry room.
…a good old fashioned Texas ass whuppin’!
@10 DamnCat…
….so, you’re re-gifting what he’s given the country?
…a bucket of hot tar and a sack of feathers
…an IRS audit
…a birthday cake http://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/images/coolest-dog-cake-33-21328570.jpg
. . . a computer and an internet connection and then be locked in a room until he succeeds in obtaining health insurance from Obamacare.
…a day off.
Pb
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For his birthday today, President Obama should be given…
A clue
A boot in the ass
A boot to the head
A different job
All of the above.
Don’t know about the rest of you, I just want to hear Lois Lerner sing.
A wedgie and a swirlie.
A free, paid in full membership in the Sierra Leone live biting bats and uncooked monkey meat club, delivered monthly via USPS.
A live-ammo twenty-one gun salute.
a new golf foursome:
obama himself, Charles J. Guiteau, Leon Czolgosz and John Wilkes Booth.
. . . an invitation to my home to play “Are You Smarter Than Joseph Biden?”. You win by putting your head into the toilet bowl three times and taking it out only twice.
A chance to say those immortal words:
“Guilty, your honor.”
…ebola.
… 25 to life with no parole.