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1 LOST ROCK
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-IS GREY
-DOESNT SAY MUCH
-ROLLS AROUND A LOT
-HAS A TAIL
-MAY BE A CAT IDK
— Death Buddy (@Death_Buddy) August 15, 2014
Judge: Will the defendant pls stand
*stands*
Judge: Dude I didn't say Simon says, u know what that means?
"Death-"
Judge: DEATH PENALTY
— Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) August 16, 2014
Rosemary Lehmberg's blood type is Sangria
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 16, 2014
why dudes should not have a ponytail: imagine a guy saying “help my ponytail is caught in some huge machinery gears!”
would you help him? no
— jon hendren (@fart) August 16, 2014
I understand why Rosemary Lehmberg went to law school. Somebody told her she'd get lifetime bar privileges, and she couldn't say no to that.
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) August 16, 2014
I'm a social drinker. In other words, I don't drink.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) August 17, 2014
I heard you like bad girls.
*eats tub of expired cottage cheese*
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) August 17, 2014