For me, humility is pretty hard. Takes a lot of effort not to not feel superior to everyone. At least I try to be humble, unlike others.
Is it just me, or do Starbucks cups and lids have a decently high failure rate in keeping a watertight seal? Need more innovation there.
Torture is one of those things we’re against in the abstract but okay with in specific cases.
“Should we torture people?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Should we torture Khalid Sheikh Mohammed?”
“Oh yeah. Go to town on him.”
“I don’t like how police are behaving so I’m going to riot and burn stuff until you want even more police.”
It takes quite a bit of googling and research to realize I’m famous.
One of the problems with the Swift programming language is often when googling for information on it, I get result about Taylor Swift.
Waterboard someone enough and they’ll admit it’s not torture.
You made 24 a hit show and suddenly you’re against torture? Whatever, America.
Resident Evil 4 is a good example of how good story and writing have absolutely nothing to do with good gameplay.
“Everyone other than me is an idiot.” -basis for most of progressive legislation

For me, not being brutally honest is pretty hard. Takes a lot of effort not to blast everyone. At least I try to be phony, unlike others.
Oh, you’re famous, Frank. But it takes quite a bit of prodding and poking to get you to post on your own blog!
I realized you were famous when Bill Wittle said he knew you.
Muslim terrorists want to kill me! I’m guilty of the crime of being a non-Muslim…and an American. Therefore I don’t really care what my government does to them in order to keep them from carrying out their plans to get me. Put them in boxes, slam them against walls, don’t matter to me. The government can water board them with turpentine for all I care as long as it keeps them from successfully carrying out their plans against me. Don’t get me wrong, I realize they want to kill other Americans too. If other Americans (like Diane Feinstein for example) don’t care if the Muslims want to kill them that’s their business…not my concern. Quite frankly I don’t much care if they do kill her, but I do care if they kill me. Therefor I demand my government protect me and I don’t much care how it’s done.
You are best known as the guy who was once almost humbled by a coffee cup lid. Fame is fleeting though, as that guy without the stained shirt might say, if anyone cared.
I’d make a joke referencing the title of a Taylor Swift song if I knew any.
You dont need a water tight lid on a Starbucks coffee. The point of a Starbucks coffee is to be seen with it, not to drink it. Start thinking like a writer and not an engineer for crying out loud.
Got a good laugh from the 24 reference.