If you don’t have anything nice to say, welcome to the internet.
Back in my day, we only got a snow day when there was actual snow, not just a rumor of it.
My dog is 12 years old and 70 lbs; when is she going to stop bounding around the house like a puppy when she knows she’s going for a walk?
I’m not sure uber-serious is the way to go with Fantastic 4.
I know a few people in New York City, so did anyone survive the winter storm?
If not, well, whatever. That’s nature for you.
Since the new Ghostbusters is going to star women, does that mean it’s not going to be a comedy?
See, the joke in that last tweet was that women can’t be funny. And it was a good joke because I made it and I’m a man.
“Back off man; I’m a scientist.”
“No you’re not. You’re a woman.”
#NewGhostbusters
We let women drive. And we let women vote. But we need to draw the line at them starring in big budget, special-effects-laden comedies!

“We let women drive.”
And quite often, we wonder ‘why?’
Yesterday, in Seattle, I noticed an apparent drop in the IQ of female divers. But then, it was Seattle, and women there are devolving into tree-hugging idiots.
As per the “Ghostbusters” starring a female cast & its chance of being a comedy…a feminist” would say, “THAT’S NOT FUNNY!”
@2 – Mark – Wait… I thought that was the answer to “How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?”
What’s next? An all female remake of Animal House?
we let them vote – and look what’s happened since.
What do you call a Feminist with a sense of humor?
A Man.
They’re up to Fantastic 4 already? Man, I haven’t even seen 1-3.
I think that the script and direction will be far more important than the cast being female and I’m really looking forward to seeing Ghostbustiers when it comes out.