Straight Line of the Day: A “Climate Expert” Proposed That Climate Change Deniers Be Punished by…

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A “climate expert” proposed that climate change deniers be punished by…

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  1. A “climate expert” proposed that climate change deniers be punished by…

    forcing them to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a…….herring.

    death, preferably publicly and painfully.

  2. A “climate expert” proposed that climate change deniers be punished by…

    having to diagram Obama sentences, including the uhs. Even worse, having to translate them.

    eating Mooch’s school lunches without a barf bag.

    making a living scalping Chicago Cubs World Series tickets.

  3. A “climate expert” proposed that climate change deniers be punished by…

    a spanking, a spanking! And then the….

    tonight, before it starts to get chilly. Unexpectedly.

    climate models.

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