Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton claims that, in her purse, she carries…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton claims that, in her purse, she carries…
… her official E.T. Phone Home device.
… a jock strap, in case she decides to shoot some hoops.
… a small rechargeable fire extinguisher, for those frequent occasional when she speaks and her pants spontaneously combust.
…a 1911 so she can take out anyone who opposes gun control.
Hillary Clinton Claimed That, in Her Purse, She Carries…
tons of uncashed “donations”.
Hillary Clinton Claimed That, in Her Purse, She Carries…
orders for the destruction of humanity from her galactic overlords.
Hillary Clinton Claimed That, in Her Purse, She Carries…
Bill’s nads and her pardon from the Kenyan.
Industrial strength server cleaning rags.
…a little list, labeled “SOON”…
…a phone number for the Hot Sauce Abuse hotline…
…a monkey paw…
…50 pound sack of baby powder.
…Black and Decker hoof and horn grinder.
…big bag of bean burritos in need of hot sauce.
…40 ounce shot glass, 400 ounces of grain alcohol.
…copy of class action lawsuit filed by three hundred fifty TSA agents forced to strip search her.
Hillary carries a small baggie of lost souls in her purse, in case she needs a quick snack.
… ‘your little dog, too!”
…her ‘commie card’.
… the extra Blackberry’s that are too complicated for her to use.
Hillary Clinton Claimed That, in Her Purse, She Carries…
…Endust wipes for electronics.
…cankle braces.
…portable broom to make a quick get away.
…condoms in case she meets a nice lady
…a communication device to warn the mother ship when she becomes aware of “one that can see”.
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…her contract with Lucifer.
…fetal tissue in case she needs some quick cash.
…the skull of Saul Alinsky. It speaks to her just like the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt.
…medicinal meth.
…approximately 35,000 missing e-mails.
…all that remains of Vince Foster.
… small hope & small change.
… some of the silverware from the last place she was that had silverware.
… her libstick.
… Bill’s nailed file.
…Vince Foster’s suicide note, composed on Dan Rather’s IBM Selectric typewriter.
….one of those pens you use to see if your bribe money is real.
Folgers Crystals
… a calculator. She’s always calculating.
… the feminist card, a discredit card, a Socialist Security card, and a copy of the 5th Amendment (she calls it her Congressional hearing aid).
. . . a conscience, a sense of decency, and some honesty, just in case she ever needs them (she hasn’t yet).
…a Colt Defender.
…a .38 double-action only?