Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The shocking truth about the Mainstream Media…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The shocking truth about the Mainstream Media…
…will never be reported by the Mainstream Media.
…if it bleeds, it leads! If it doesn’t bleed, we’ll keep picking at it until we rip the scab off.
… – they are NOT mainstream…
… – they never let facts get in the way of a good narrative…
…they’re no better informed than you, and a lot less honest.
…are lizard men from Venus.
…- they all joined the media because they thought sitting at a keyboard with a cigarette dangling from the lips looked really cool…
The shocking truth about the Mainstream Media… is that anyone actually considers them relevant in today’s world.
… they’re still black and white and red all over.
… which means they’re always working around the kulak.
… they embody the saying, “Power to the peephole.”
… they can be summed up as “Fifty Grades of Che.”
… they’re merely a bunch of cyber rattlers.
… they tilt so much to the left, it explains the name journo-“list.”
… they don’t believe in the afterlife. It’s YOLO journalism.
@6: They’re the geniuses who never noticed how Clark Kent looked like Superman with glasses.
The shocking truth about the Mainstream Media…
…truth? They can’t handle the truth!
The shocking truth about the Mainstream Media…
They’re bought and paid for by America haters.
It’s getting harder for them to live up to their motto “We make up the news, because you won’t know the difference.”
Their objective, truthful reporters have all been fictional characters.
. . . was stated beautifully more than a hundred years ago by H. H. Munro (“Saki”) in his wonderful story “The Yarkand Manner”, which can be found here:
http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/YarkMann810.shtml
…Dan Rather is the good old days
… won’t be found on Russia Today.