Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The only reason Obama would deport an illegal immigrant…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The only reason Obama would deport an illegal immigrant…
The only reason Obama would deport an illegal immigrant…
they might vote Republican.
…they’re a better golfer
if he asked Melia out for a date.
If they were a christian refugee from a northern european country.
…is if his name is Mark Steyn.
because they have a tendency to, “build that!”
…would be to achieve racial/economic/ethnic/gender balance…
…is as a lend/lease arrangement…
…is if Castro wants him back…
Wow, felines and assorted humanoids, y’all covered the bases. Normally #6 could get a word in edgewise, but you got this thing sewed up tight (and extra sardines for #4, DC, and pecan pralines for #3, AA). Let’s see. The only reason Obama would deport an illegal immigrant…
lousing up his chances of getting on the Supreme Court.
(Oops; he who hesitates looses his spot.)
The only reason Obama would deport an illegal immigrant…
…is if they actually assimilated into the American culture.
. . . is if they wanted to home school their children.
Sadly, this is not hyperbole. It happened. They were, as AwesometificAmerican noted, “Christian refugees from a northern European country.”
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/03/03/team-obama-wins-fight-to-have-christian-home-school-family-deported.html
[DISCLAIMER: The following is an attempt to find some humor in a meme; not an attempt to take a position on it.]
… would have been if Ted Cruz won the Republican nomination.
{Hey Walrus: Thanks! The meds kicked in!}
{Well, maybe not. I just discovered that @4 Awesometific American’s avatar looks like something from Space Invaders and I tried to shoot at it.}
Just doing my duty as a, errr duty doing person.
…is if they tried to steal his fake social security number.
…is if they failed to obtain a minimum of 3 fake IDs and apply for welfare on all of them (and vote for the D, of course)
…is if his relatives start hitting him up for money.