Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The REAL reason Joe Biden didn’t run for President this year…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The REAL reason Joe Biden didn’t run for President this year…
…he’s afraid of Hillary.
…he didn’t get the memo…
…he did get the memo, but he misread the calendar…
…he couldn’t find any of his Somali friends for advice…
…someone keeps shooting a shotgun near his front door…
He thought is was still 2015
… Grouchy and Harpy decided they didn’t need a third Marx Brother.
… he worried that, just being mortal, he’d have no way of winning over superdelegates.
… the babies he would have been allowed to kiss weren’t in the age group he prefers.
… with all this Zika talk, he didn’t want to be accused of plague-year-ism.
. . . is that he’s doing important research on how a thermos bottle knows how to keep coffee hot but iced tea cold.
… he has a U.S. birth certificate, and he was convinced that’s now a disqualifier.
… he’s already president of the U.S. Senate, dammit! Wouldn’t it have been a demotion?
… he accidentally locked himself in a broom closet and nobody noticed for three months.
He’s STILL in the shower, because the shampoo bottle told him to “Lather-rinse-repeat”
He wants you to “tell him about the rabbits, George.”
…he has to go now, his planet needs him.
The REAL reason Joe Biden didn’t run for President this year…
…his doctor said that running is too hard on his joints. Walking is better.
…Hillary promised him a SCOTUS position
…way too many skeletons in his closet.
The REAL reason Joe Biden didn’t run for President this year…
The anonymous Fort Marcy Park picnic invitation
Obama put him in time out in the Oval Office and told him to sit in the corner. He’s still looking.
His application was rejected due to crayola smears
Let’s face it, he can’t distance himself from having served for someone who is not only the worst president in history, but easily the worst person ever to be president.
..because Obama, like horses in a parade, are a tough act to follow.
He couldn’t figure out how the door knob works to get out of his house.
He couldn’t find his running shoes.
He’d rather be a loofah.
He’d rather be the replacement for the headless clone of Agnew.
Hillary promised him COOKIES!!!
…he heard that in Great Britain the politicians only have to stand for election. He is protesting.
…he couldn’t be his own human shield.
Wendy Davis stole his running shoes.