There is no truth to the rumor that President Trump named his son Barron after the business magazine, despite his full name being Barron Forbes Inc. Money Trump.
Archive of entries posted on October 2018
Bigger, Please
Straight Line of the Day: President Trump Said That the Next Thing America Will Put Into Space…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump said that the next thing America will put into space…
The Illustrated Frank J: I Want This Future
Still Beats Elizabeth Warren
The city of Oak Park, MI, has banned clown costumes this Halloween.
I can only call this 1/365 of a good idea, which isn’t as unsupportive as it sounds.
Thursday Night Open Thread
I was never a fan of Richie Valens. Don’t know why. Sure, he was before my time, having died when I was just a little thing. But I just never particularly cared for his stuff. Lots of people did, though.
Anyway, what’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
Not HIS 50K, of Course
Ramping up his 2020 rhetoric, Democrat Cory Booker proposed a plan to give poor kids $50,000.
How about this, instead? Cut my taxes by $5000 for 10 years, then my kids won’t be poor.
But Wait! It Gets Worse!
[Coraline Pitch Meeting] (Viewer #158,241)
I’ve actually repressed a lot of this, but I do specifically recall never hating an animated movie as much.
Except “Robots”.
Hope they don’t do a pitch meeting of that.
Link of the Day: I Think They Just Faked Burning It and Are Saving It for After They Gain Power
[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
Antifa Burns Nazi Manifesto’s Section On Racism, Preserves Remainder As Part Of Own Platform
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Trump Truths: Passes
That’s What I’ve Always Called It in My Head
Straight Line of the Day: Desperate Democrat Presidential Candidate Now Promising to Give Away Free…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
The Illustrated Frank J: Oddly, No One on the Rest of the Internet Disputes It, Even Though You Can Easily Find People Disputing the Earth’s Sphericity.
If Obama Were Cool, He’d Have Said Swaggering, Overbearing, Tin-Plated Dictator with Delusions of Godhood
During a recent appearance, former President Obama compared President Trump’s administration to a “tin pot dictatorship“.
An improvement over Obama’s time as President, when we couldn’t afford any kind of pot to do anything in.
Wednesday Night Open Thread
I suppose I’m on a diet. The doctor told me to lose weight. So, I’m losing weight. I’m eating a little different. But I’m not doing that no-carb or low-carb thing. I eat carbs. Just not as many.
I hate dieting.
So, what’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?