Criticize President Trump all you want, but he single-handedly created this booming economy by exponentially expanding the market for tell-all books written by disloyal staffers. Although, if Hillary had won, the boom would be from disloyal staffers’ books AND their funerals.
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I heard the noise today, oh boy,
Four thousand holes in Don Trump’s Frankensphere
And though a-holes were rather smug
They had to find a plug
Now they know how many moles it takes to fill the Daily Thug
I’d love to turn you in . . .
Woke Ops
Fellate, abet,
Dragged Comey into the net
Found the way Don stares
Was obstruction —
The smoking gun —
I noticed it was hate . . .
Ah
Ah-ha
Ha!
Ah-ha-ha!
Ha! . . . . .
Ah-Ha!
. . . .
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