[Subtitle for Walrus: “I’m not saying they’re all in, but they’re all in.”]
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“Vote for Us! We’re All-In Sensed”
“Vote for All-In Competence”
Misanthropes and malcontents
Communists for all-in tents
Stoop to stupid prostitution
“Stop the presses! Restitution!”
“Immunity! Remuneration!”
“All-In,” all, God help the nation.
Biden: “Trump is an Idiot. Elect me and I will be the first POTUS to set foot on the moon”
Pithy and powerful. Like if bacon were a poem…
Yang/Williamson 2020!
Having watched the debates I really have come to the conclusion that the Democrats are bats**t crazy. How can you possibly run on a platform that promises (if any one of them wins) the following? 1. I absolutely, positively, will raise your taxes if I win. 2. I will use that money I took from you to pay for (among other things) healthcare for illegal aliens. 3. I will decriminalize illegal entry into this country thus even more illegals (that you will have to support) will come here. 4. I will abolish your private health insurance so you will be completely dependent on the government for your health care. 5. I will reduce the military down to a troop of Boy Scouts and hope the Russians, Iranians, Norks, and Chinese will behave. 6. I will destroy the American economy with high taxes and onerous regulations just like when Obama was in charge. 7. I will spend billions on global warming while the Russians, Chinese, Indians, and the rest of Asia and all of Africa and South America sit back and laugh at our stupidity.
On the other hand….hell, it just may work.