[High Praise! to CLIFFY for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
[High Praise! to CLIFFY for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
….all of Walrus’ and zz’s old signs piled up.
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
a sign making robot. I never trusted Cliffy of the shifty name.
My nickname in high school was actually Cliffy Stiffy…true story.
Making you infinitely more popular with the girls, than Morty Shorty.
Probably the boys as well.
Where tin foil hats go to die.
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
not something I would say might be Alien related but… its probably Alien related.
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
Metallica
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
a T-1000.
God’s volume knob… that goes all the way to 11.
…not sure, but Hillary’s still looking for D-cell batteries for it.
…an Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
…slag from the Martian-run Illudium Pu-36 mines…
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
pretty big being a massive mass.
It’s a voluminous vanadium volume.
…A fully operational Deathstar
…headed toward Uranus.
… a large stash of aluminum cans which the 0% Democrats are relying on to fund their fledgling campaigns.
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
nothing important, pay it no mind.
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
a ’57 Chevy.
Or Sam Raimi’s Delta 88. That thing’s been everywhere.
… driven by Alice Kramden
One of those days finally arrived.
That’s a good one Gumbeaux !!!…
…ticking down to zero…. and MacGruber… There’s only 20 seconds left.
…all the dimes from the LePetomaine Thruway tolls.
…a Vogon construction fleet.
..my old car cell phone unit from 1981.
…Marvin the Martian’s Intergalactic Space Junk Emporium
…and Boutique
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
a large Metal badger.
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
the missing collusion evidence from the Mueller investigation!
Kelner unavailable for comment.
…LunarMax.
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
a Mexican Taco truck.
Imprinted with letters… ACME
…the Mother Ship…
…abandoned props from the filming of “2001 – a Space Odyssey”…
A massive metallic mass has been discovered on the moon. It’s probably…
the last discarded remnants of America’s manned space program.
…mine. Keep your paws off it.
Just like a DamnCat.
Didn’t know they made litter boxes out of metal.
The Airtight Garage of Jerry Cornelius
…a new Supermax to replace Gitmo…
…oooo Look! Shiny!
… being sold on eBay by a Nigerian prince
That can’t be; I just bought it from a Kazakh magnate.
… discarded large support beams used to prop up Hillary during the last election
A metal erection for her election?
We all knew she had Electile Dysfunction!
…China’s failed attempts to land on the moon.
…Optimus Prime
Another Clinton server filled with Yoga tips and wedding ideas
… Amelia Earhart’s plane. “Lady Lindy” my Aunt Fanny!
… Plans 1 through 8 from outer space. (Weren’t these just mentioned in a recent thread?)
Nein
…a moon magnet! Harvey? Can you get one for me, Sweetheart?
Well, I heard Frank is finally nuking the moon as part of his Independence Day celebration, so, if my calculations are correct, the blast should throw it directly into our front yard.
You don’t mind a little Nd147, do you? Half life’s only 11 days. Should be safe to put on the fridge in a couple months
I believe your supposed to rope the moon for your sweetheart.
“Yeah, some joke, huh?” — George Bailey
a KEGGER!
…. pretty obviously, a dud nuke.
…a false positive
Where Ironman failed in his Triple Lindy attempt
Dahak.
A World War II bomber. That was an actual story I saw in one of those tabloid newspapers: “World War II Blomber Found On The Moon.”
…just another bridge from a Democrat controlled district that ran out of room for another bridge.
…a battery of Mexi-Cannons for after after the gold rush.
…hey, I thought we had all seen that photo of the rocket stuck in the Moon’s eye.
… a high-speed rail from Bakersfield to Fresno. Whoopsie!
… a new Walmart.
Musk’s Tesla … Couldn’t even make it ’round the block ! …