Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
my missing take out order.
… kung Pow!
“Enter the Fist”
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
well, I’m not saying it was a very surprised Alien but… it was a very surprised Alien.
Who could find fault with this comment??
…flea eggloll.
… MS17G
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
Diane Feinstein’s driver.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
a couple of robots and one human custodian.
I guess they were SOL.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
Slim Pickens
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
the next Democrat to join the Presidential nomination clown cart.
Yang no doubt.
You can Beto on that!
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
all our hopes and dreams.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
neither of the droids we are looking for.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
a large wooden badger.
a large bamboo panda
…Hillary’s missing servers…
…5 kilos of China White…
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
Calgon
Calgon is supposed to take you away…not bring you here.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
a Blazing Saddle
Like a Shining Star…
Taggart:
“Shoot, they almost let a perfectly good song reference go right over their heads!”
I’m still a huntin’ for that varmint that down twinkled my Alien reference. The varmint.
I didn’t notice it till you mentioned it. Wasn’t me. But I think you got an enemy. Or a prankster like zzyzx or Cliffy making the most of your discomfiture.
I didn’t do it. Scout’s honor. Maybe it was Chinie hackers.
Godless Commie hackers.
…all of Column B. ALL OF IT!!!
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
Five fingers of death
… the flag Neil Armstrong planted on Mars. When told this news, Texas embarrassment Sheila Jackson-Lee stated, “I told you so!”
Chinese satellites don’t crash to earth- the earth reached up to smite it from the sky.
… Ariss Kramden
…an asset tag that read “Loral Space Systems -1998”.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
Nothing…it was just a giant ball of rice painted with silver colored paint.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
gremlins. Doing some dio-bo-lick-el sab-o ta-gee.
… a powerful laser weapon calibrated and aimed at the Harvard admissions office.
They were going to shoot their own assets?
♪
“Well, the next thing you know
Their missles dropped into kitchens
‘Cause the Clintons were fired
And their assets were bitchin’ ”
— Charlie Daniels, Uneasy Rider
♪
…several boxes of pirated software and counterfeit Gucci bags.
…a label saying “Made in China”.
A chicken with a tag reading “Property of: General Tsao.”
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
A thank-you note to Obama for the tech give-a-way.
survivors…. who crashed again an hour later.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Uyghurs!!
…and Dwarf Buddhists!
Bonsai!
Banzai vs. Bonsai
Bonsai are tiny little (3′ and under) potted trees. Banzai is a Japanese exclamation meaning “ten thousand years” (of long life) which was used as a cheer of enthusiasm or of victory such as in sports.
Well, they ARE Dwarfs.
…. The Spanish Inquisition, no one expected that.
A Chinese satellite crashed to Earth. On it was…
A note that read, “Help I am trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”
A sign reading…. Wong side up.
wight side down?
You took the words right out of the Muslim Brotherhood’s mouth.
[Looks up at camera, shaking fists}
“Farra-khaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!”
Their childish equation:
“E = Tiananmen Square”
Their motto:
“One smash-up for machine
One Artificial Reef for Nanking!
…a new breed of kamikaze.
…the star of the just canceled filming of Doctor Hu.
…Jenny Agutter and Michael York.
Run Logan, run!
…a cheap Chinese knock-off explosive space modulator.
…an astronaut, an inflatable doll and a freshly lit cigarette.
The two tiny women from the Mothra movies
Not the Peanuts!
graffiti in the waste elimination facility…. like… “Harry Dong was here.”