Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
Mini Trump
Harold Saxon
Kevin Phillips Bong
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
well I’m not saying its an English Alien but… its an English Alien.
Dr.Who then?
First base!
Now, look. . . . You’ve got to swear him in, right?
“Naturally!”
All right, then. You swear in Who?
“Exactly.”
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
James Hacker
Is an Obscury nomination at least possible?
I think this one is deserving
Yippee!
…a Russian bot named “Boris”…
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
a large wooden badger.
…code-named “Blondie”…
No, code-named “The Spider”.
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
going to be a lot more entertaining than the last one.
British
…going to turn 10 Downing Street up to 11…
….a stiff upper lip
Badenov.
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
now your huckleberry
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
still not Muslim
Moose and squirrel
Two Prime Ministers?
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler and Lord of the Sebouillia.
…trying to get an appointment with Trump’s hair stylist.
…Trump on steroids …or meth …or crack …or some other illegal substance.
The Truth?
…often mistaken for a particularly, if carefully, messy haystack.
…on suspension from the English Premier Junebug League.
…Keith Moons twin brother. You know, the crazy one.
… glad he wasn’t elected 10 years ago and been gifted a congratulatory iPod full of brainless speeches.
…Ralph Jones, lounge singer.
pickled herring
Spotted Dick
SPAM!
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
…in need of a dentist.
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
…wondering what elderberries actually smell like.
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
…filing paperwork to legally change his name from Boris to Winston.
Jar Jar Binks
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
…most people call him Mr. Johnson, but those who have shared a locker room call him The Johnson.
I hear some people call him Ray and some people call him “J”.
You doesn’t have to call him Johnson?
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYsfbq3vMc&w=560&h=315%5D
… making arrangements to spend the entire administration telecommuting from Grand Cayman.
Ministery McMinisterface.
The election is over. Britain’s new Prime Minister is…
Francis Ewan Urquhart
The above may also qualify for an obscurity award.
yup.
… a silly walker.
… going to get one thing perfectly clear: you did not pay for an argument.
… Fawlty, but not Basil.
That’s Basil not Basil.
… right about what non-Boris Johnson said.
Erite Rerend.