(Based on a suggestion from Oppo [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
pretty much banned in a day or two.
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
well I’m not saying it will be “Aliens” but… it will be “Aliens”.
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
Dominar Rygel XVI
I feel descriminated against. I’ve never been on Twitter. But if I did and got banned I would come back as Hornswoggler.
Never Tweeted myself either. Saw no point in it.
I’m about to see no point in Facebook…
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
John Doe
…No Covfefe for YOU!!!
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
Maxwell Smart
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
a cry for a justified banning.
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
Mark Zuckerberg
TheFakeDonaldTrump
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
Rocky Rococo.
Melanie Haber, Audrey Farber, and Susan Underhill? Or maybe Nancy.
Werner Von Braun the Second
…YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!!!
TheCatCameBack
One down, 8 to go.
…T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII
Literally Hitler
Banned? Roll On
…Basil not Basil
was not was.
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
Loqueesha Castro-Cortez
…with a rainbow flag emoji.
Joe Biden’s Apology Tour
Music brought to you by Brenda Lee.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-TkjEdB1kE&w=560&h=315%5D
Winston Smith
Bob B 2.0 – Not the same guy you banned, but better
..can’t wait to see 3.0!
You’ve been unjustly banned by Twitter. When you sign up for a new Twitter account, your new screen name will be…
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumble-meyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
Can we just call you Jo?
Raymond Johnson.
… Oppo Johnson
… General Jack D. Ripper
… A Boy Named ‘I’ll Sue’
“Oppo Johnson is right!”
Walruskkkch Johnson is right about Oppo Johnson being right!
… Doctored Evil
Mini-mum Evil.
…A Liberal, With Tourettes.
…Sub Verse-ive Plant Life Wrapper.
…The Fathead of Liberals for Lunch Obesity.
…The Toilet Bowl of Stupid ….
Randolph Scott
LEEROY JENKINS!
Mongo
Still Alive