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“Welcome to the 2019 DNC Presidential Debates as the six finalists take the stage.
With me tonight is guest commentator, Mr. William Shakespeare.”

“What a sweep of vanity comes this way!”

“Up first to the stage is . . . “

“A dainty madwoman as mad as a March hare.”

“Right. And next is . . . ”

“She does abuse to our ears.”

“Followed by . . . ”

“He’s a rank weed and we must root him out.”

“And . . .”

“He’s a disease that must be cut away.”

“Would you like me to introduce the next candidate?”

“She is an irksome brawling scold.”

“Oh.
Well, here’s . . . ”

“Think him as a serpent’s egg, which, hatch’d, would, as his kind, grow mischievous.”

“And there they are. Any final thoughts before we go to commercial?”

“There is not one among them but I dote on his very absence.”