Not Even a Close Shave!

 

This “article” published earlier today by Mr. Harvey Olson is so egregiously false as to cause one’s head to explode with rage:

Judge Orders Gillette to Pay Reparations To Men Who Threw Away Fortune In Razors After Toxic Masculinity Ad

One day on the job and here I am dealing with such falderal! Have you no shame?

I have scoured reliable news sources and found no mention of such judgment against Proctor & Gamble or its subsidiary Gillette. As far as I can tell, Judge Roy Bean, who has been the subject of old movies and TV shows, passed away over 116 years ago in March, 1903!!!

Furthermore, they are perfectly right to criticize men for toxic masculinity, as it is a terrible scourge on our society and must be wiped out! $8 billion is a small price to pay for Social Justice!

Really, when are you going to realize you can’t get away with this clear disregard for The Truth™ any longer? Now, go to your room, Mister! You are getting a time out!!!

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