Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
…a delayed broken heart from the cancelling of “Firefly”…
…his life insurance had just lapsed…
So all his private files were mysteriously erased, like with a cloth?
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
Arkansuicide
snoo snoo
…Old Joe got to him…
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
well I’m not saying it was caused by Aliens but…it was Aliens.
…someone called him “Fredo”…
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
not voting for the Democrat in the last election.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
tried to post the last sign on the moon.
That was his last mistake.
And it was French.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
shot while trying to escape.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
Hilary Clinton took his breath away.
He heard that he could fly by throwing himself at the ground and missing.
He didn’t miss.
I guess someone didn’t get the reference.
https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Flying
Maybe, but there has been an occasional Tofu listing going around lately. I suspect a conspiracy. A conspiracy most foul.
See?
I know where my towel is.
He ate one of Michelle Obama’s lunches
…trick question…he’s not dead.
He’s not an ex-pedophile?
He’s just pining for the fjords.
No one nailed him there…
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
will never be known but was probably related to Global Warming.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
ORANGE MAN BAD!
That goes without saying.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
was found to have once worn blackface.
…Brownian movement randomly transported all the oxygen molecules to the ceiling for a critical few seconds…
…is just what we said it was, if you know what’s good for you…
Underestimating the efficiency of Hillary’s assassins
a large wooden badger was dropped on her…. to get the Ruby slippers.
Her? Was Epstein a Transgender? That means OUTRAGE!
The straight line of the day stated, “A Controversial Prisoner’ without specifying gender….
I know its hard, but try to keep up. 😉
And what “Controversial Prisoner” other than you know who has died amid controversy that was not labeled Male at birth?
Just because I know of one doesn’t mean I’m bound to it.
As much as I parse that answer I can’t quite find a meaning. Let me try another shot of Tequila to see if that helps.
Don Julio Anejo for me.
…he p*ssy grabbed the wrong person.
…he wouldn’t give a harumph
little St. James is no longer one of the Virgin Islands.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
Sorry, I’m too good of a person to make fun of someone’s death.
Hahahahahahahahahaha… [pause for breath]
Hahahahahahahahahaha…
Apathy…. but who cares.
…Florida.
Beto bored him to death. Didn’t take long either.
…he went up against a Sicilian when death was on the line. (that or started a land war in Asia)
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
chose the wrong box on the “Live – Die” option on his entry forms.
“His last words were ‘I thought it said “Let Die”!'”
Like Hoxa his last words before committing suicide were “comrades, don’t shoot!”
I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me. You can’t prove a thing.
…he pu$$y grabbed the wrong person.
(until my original comment comes out of moderation)
oooh, moderation. Perhaps that cause him to die as well? J’Accuse Harvey!
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
was DamnSchroedingerscat’s choice.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
not purchasing a copy of Hellbender which is available from fine booksellers everywhere.
…climate change.
… posted a comment with two hyperlinks.
…he stood up to the Viscious Chicken of Bristol
Not very effectively.
He said “Blue! No, Gree…Ahhhh!”
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
not answering “Yes” when Zuul asks you if you are a God.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
David Crosby needed a new liver.
…put hands up in the air …failed to run serpentine.
…he messed around with Jim.
LEEROY JENKINS! … ‘Nuff said.
Wink wink, nudge nudge. Say. No. More!
No. More!
Okay, more!
No.
No?
Yep
Sheesh.
…he dared to covet the Iron Throne.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
thought he was only spilling the beans on George Clinton.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
A rather severe case of knowing too much.
… went swimming only ten minutes after eating.
… pulled his own head off rather than endure Doug Piranha’s sarcasm.
… counted to ten with the Holy Hand Grenade.
He never would have made it past four
Five was right out.
In binary he could’ve gone all the way to 11.
Nigel Tufnel nods sagely.
… made a rookie mistake concerning how not to be seen.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
he was unprepared when someone came at him with a banana.
There’s no evidence for that! Where’s the weapon?
‘Aving disarmed the Banana-fiend, I then eat the banana, rendering ‘im ‘elpless!
…a previously undiagnosed medical condition – no heart at all…
… by an astronomical coincidence, he was the only creature on Earth affected by Thanos’s snap.
he probably taunted Happy Fun Ball.
Taunted Happy Fun Ball sounds like a musical group.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
failed to answer the questions three…
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
became tired of Paris, or perhaps saw Naples.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
dancing with the Devil in the pale moon light.
…a committed anti-vaxxer, his Seppuku sword was rusty.
…he and Harvey Weinstein and a girl walked into a barred room…
…turns out that Hands up, Don’t shoot doesn’t work in real life either.
…lizard-like demeanor rubbed his Floridian attorney the wrong way.
…his junk decided to have itself cryogenically frozen for 45 years.
A controversial prisoner died of an apparent suicide. The real cause of death…
…as unbelievable as this might seem, it was actually suicide.
I’m down with that. My conspiracy is that the Clintons, knowing he wanted to kill himself, made it, shall we say “easier” for him to accomplish his goals by means subtle and most foul.
He was the only prisoner in the cell block with turn down service.
Don’t all maids leave the sheets tied in a noise?
Stupid ducking autocorrect – noose, you fool, NOOSE!
Cause of death? The food. Seriously, have you tried that crap?
Unfortunately, he was likely to die if he didn’t eat it.
Eventually.
Hah! Having spent 23 years in the army, my stomach can handle anything.
So long as said “anything” does not include Moochelle’s school lunch menu.
… he overtaxed his brain trying to think of a SLotD comment to push the thread up to 100.
Cause of death? Lack of life.
…matriculation at the Clinton School of Saving Bill’s Ass.
…the Rita Hayworth poster was on the 15th floor.
…smothered by a room full of palm hair.
…dyslexic suicide watch guard had Mets tickets for 8:00 game.
…collateral damage from former Sec. of State Clinton drafted arms testing treaty with Russia.
…auto-erotic asphyxiation.
…minus the auto-erotic.