One of the Creator’s lamentable mistakes, repented in sackcloth and ashes.
Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven. Halfway in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back.
“There is one favor that I should like to ask,” said he.
“Name it.”
“Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws.”
“What, wretch! You his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul — you ask for the right to make his laws?”
“Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to to make them himself.”
About the only role they aren’t demanding to be filled by a woman of color who is gender fluid.
— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
Satan!?! I thought he was supposed to be Hitler.
“Literally” vs. “Almost Literally.”
To be a leftist one must be able to believe seven or more things at once. Each highly improbable if not impossible, and all mutually contradictory.
Oh yeah….I read about that in the novel 1984.