Straight Line of the Day: If a Pack of Coyotes Takes Over an Abandoned Condo Complex, What Comes Next?

Pack of coyotes takes over abandoned West Hollywood complex, locals plead for help as apex predators roam streets
NY Post | July 28, 2026 | Katie Jerkovich

A pack of coyotes have moved into an abandoned West Hollywood condo complex, forcing locals to live in fear . . . 

 

After realizing that the Land Court has exclusive, original jurisdiction over the registration of title to real property and over all matters and disputes concerning such title subsequent to registration, the coyotes bit them in the leg. This is called “packing” the court.  Registration of title occurs when the Land Court, after having jumped on top of a filing cabinet to avoid further attacks, has the title exhaustively searched by a court-appointed title examiner in a protective suit, and after due process is afforded to all interested parties, reviews and then adjudicates and decrees the state of the title. Thereafter the current state of the title, as it is sequentially updated by registration of future transactions, is embodied in a certificate of title which not only evidences title, but is in fact the guarantee of title, totally surrounding unsuspecting claimants, subject only to the exceptions provided by statute, threats of canine distemper and/or rabies, and matters of federal law. Subsequent owners of the registered land will be issued numbered certificates (which are useless) describing the coy-ownership of the property and noting any encumbrances (such as mortgages, claws, or slavering drool) or rights affecting the property. The initial decree of registration and the subsequent certificate of title are in rem, that is, against the whole world, and will be entirely devoured. 

Babesleaga Group AN : Week 5 : Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas

Good morning.

 

Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas

 

Geena Davis (0-4-0 Pts. 147 Avg. 36.75)

  • Week 1 Lost to Goldie Hawn 43-46
  • Week 2 Lost to Sela Ward 40-53
  • Week 3 Lost to Kelly Preston 32-45
  • Week 4 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 32-61

 

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Heather Thomas (3-1-0 Pts. 203 Avg. 50.75)

  • Week 1 Defeated Teri Garr 47-29
  • Week 2 Defeated Kelly Preston 61-25
  • Week 3 Lost to Markie Post 34-54
  • Week 4 Defeated Goldie Hawn 61-30

 

 

 

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Who do you prefer?
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Babesleaga Group AN : Week 4 : Results and Standings

We make the down and head down the stretch.

 

Results

 

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Who do you prefer?
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88 votes · 88 answers

 

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91 votes · 91 answers

 

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Standings

Contestant Record Points Average Points Against Average Score
Markie Post 4 – 0 – 0 229 57.25 139 57.25 – 34.75
Heather Thomas 3 – 1 – 0 203 50.75 137 50.75 – 34.25
Teri Garr 3 – 1 – 0 191 47.75 154 47.75 – 38.50
Morgan Fairchild 2 – 2 – 0 194 43.00 176 48.50 – 44.00
Sela Ward 2 – 2 – 0 172 48.50 188 43.00 – 47.00
Goldie Hawn 1 – 3 – 0 142 35.50 213 35.50 – 53.25
Kelly Preston 1 – 3 – 0 138 34.50 204 34.50 – 51.00
Geena Davis 0 – 4 – 0 147 36.75 205 36.75 – 51.25

 

Week 5

  • 10:00 am Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas
  • 2:00 pm Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn
  • 6:00 pm Markie Post vs Teri Garr
  • 8:00 pm Morgan Fairchild vs Sela Ward

 

 

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

 

“Mr. Walrus, what happened?”

“Err, nothing important.”

“But I’m missing two weeks in my memory.”

“Trust me, they were great weeks.”

“How can you be so sure?”

“First hand experience.”

 

Winner

 

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Straight Line of the Day: Questions Related To Nations Leaving Their Doors Wide Open: …

The invasion of Ceuta must be the final nail in the coffin of globalism
Spiked| 31 July 2026 | Brendan O’Neill

Can we say ‘invasion’ now? What other word is there for the rough intrusion of tens of thousands of young men into the sovereign territory of a foreign nation? Surely not even the sappiest leftist in his tattered keffiyeh and ‘Refugees Welcome’ t-shirt would describe the thuggish gatecrashing of an independent nation as ‘asylum seeking’? That might be the one and only upside to the extraordinary events in Ceuta yesterday: the death, at last, of euphemism. The impossibility of any longer dressing up the West’s suicidal abandonment of its borders as ‘kindness’.

The scenes from the Spanish enclave at the tip of North Africa are staggering. An estimated 49,000 people, mostly Moroccans, mostly men, gleefully intruded upon the territory of the Spanish kingdom. That’s around the same number of people who illegally sail to Britain in a year. 

Q: Why didn’t Hitler just send his men unarmed (unarmored) to seek asylum in Stalingrad until they were Stalingrad?

Q: Will a circuit court judge in the U.S. order that absentee ballots be counted from these new Spaniards, who want to become new Americans? 

Q: How do you pronounce Ceuta?

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Things fall apart; the Ceuta cannot hold.

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Ceuta the action to the word, the word to the action. 

— Shakespeare