In Emperor Obama’s kingdom, there was a shortage of jobs. So Obama hired smart economists with degrees and stuff who sounded really super smart to get jobs. So they went to work making jobs, seizing all the assets of the land to spend on their schemes. Soon, the economists when to Obama and said, “We’ve saved and created many new jobs, but they’re completely invisible to dumb, racist teabaggers. So if you can’t see the jobs–”
“I can see the jobs!” Obama interrupted. “I’m smart! I can see millions of them!”
So Obama ran out to address his people. “I am happy to announce we’ve saved or created 3.6 million new jobs. That makes me the smartest emperor ever. And if it seems like we’ve only lost more jobs since I’ve went to work on the issue, that’s because the jobs are invisible to stupid people who are racist and stuff.”
A lone child then yelled out, “The Emperor has no jobs!” But no one could hear the child over everyone laughing at what a stupid dummy the Emperor was. And no one worried the Emperor would do anything to them because he was completely impotent.
THE END
So, there’s a theory that Obama is actually trying to lower unemployment? Umm…okay.
You just had put the image of a naked Obama in our mind. It was bad enough when he had clothes and was only a junior senator.
C’mon Son of Bob – it’s fiction – a fairytale.
@son of Bob, of course the emperor like substance has managed to conjure up jobs. What do you think all of those unemployment checks are? Paychecks from the gubmunt. So everytime a real American loses his job, a job is created or saved from that one. Then after 122 weeks, the unemployed American then goes on welfare to become a gubmunt parasite, thus fullfilling that one’s agenda for the new utopia.
Remember, every time a parasite gets a gubmunt check, an elitist commie gets her wings to fly to sanfransicko in.
Remember, every time a parasite gets a gubmunt check, an elitist commie gets her wings to fly to sanfransicko in.
When is the C-130 taking off with the MOAB?
Invisible jobs, invisible transparancy, invisible ethics, invisible national security, invisible golf scores. He’s so invisible you can hardly tell he’s on the job.
Plentyobailouts… you got that right !!!
No clothes?
How about no brains?
He’s a goombah.
Unfortunately, the story did not end there. The child, Hansel, had a sister, Gretel. They had wicked overseers who demanded that the two children actually do their chores. When they didn’t, the parents schemed about firing Hansel and Gretel, but the two children heard about this and gave their parents the slip.
Heading off into the woods, the two marked their path home by sprinkling dollar bills onto the trail. Little did they realize that the two beasts of the forest — Pelosi the ancient hobbit and Reid the troll — were following not far behind, scooping up every single dollar they could find to use for their nefarious purposes.
Then, the children came upon a house made of yummy food, all for the taking, with no chores to do. A mean old man lured them inside, whereupon he tried to fatten them with promises of ever more free food, with nary a chore to do.
This worked out well, for about a day, that is. Then the children became hungry when the old man’s promises failed to fill their little bellies. Worse, they complained. All the complaining hurt the old man’s ears, so he schemed to throw the children under the bus that stopped in front of his house. Yet, the children were too fast for him. Espying a bucket, Hansel and Gretel threw it over the old man’s head, sending him into even greater confusion than before. Hansel and Gretel raced home only to find that they chores had been outsourced to India.
And that is how the bucket came to be on his head.
He promised the most transparent administration ever.
In Emperor Obama’s Kingdom there is also a shortage of manure because his administration is full of it.
And then an AC-130 flew over and turned all of the dumb people into smithereens!
Sounds like one of Laurence Simon’s “Crappy Bedtime Stories”.