Just heard the door bell ring (I have today off from work), and there at my doorstep are my Know Thy Enemy: The French shirts from ThoseShirts.com. They’re a piece of art as usual.
Anyway, there printed now and ready for shipping. Everyone who pre-ordered should be getting them. Remember, everytime a doorbell rings with a delivery of IMAO t-shirts, Chomps lives another day 🙂
First!
Long live Chomps!
Long live the best UN Peacekeeper ever!
Pre-ordered mine 2 weeks ago, can’t wait to get it. Just doing my part to keep chomps alive.
Brass.
Excellent. Hatred of the French is one thing that Americans of all stripes ought to be able to agree on. I’ve had dozens of people strike up conversations with me when I’ve worn my own France “Unconditional Surrender” shirts, and I expect similar results with this shirt.
I’ve just ordered mine, size 2X, and look forward to receiving it. Kudos again.
Now that I think of it, I may have to order one of those “Terrorist” T-shirts, too. As soon as I get my allowance from Laura next week, I’ll see if I have enough.
A propos (is that Fraunch) the T-shirts, I’m reminded of a good joke
Q: Why did the Fraunch line the Champs Elysees with trees?
A: Because the German army likes to march in the shade!
How do I get an “I POOP MY PANTS” shirt? (I already have the pants.)
Tony is going to write back. He’s just waiting for the right moment. The man is reknowned for calculating attacks against bigots!
I’ve seen his email that he intends to send to Jackass. It’s excellent.
That’s the great thing about Tony. He waits and waits until the time is right. He makes the conservatives and fascists think that they have finally scared him off and then BANG! He strikes back.
Tony is coming back! Our leader – our hero of the coalition. He’s going to write back to Jackass soon. The LEFT is coming, Frank!
Our hero likes making grand entrances.
The Left is going to attack Jackass again!
Our hero returns soon. We know when he’s gonna strike but we’re going to get Jackass all paranoid by keeping silent of the exact moment of strike. Just wait…and wait…and wait, Jackass.
Tony is livid at what you said to him last week on here. Very livid!
To this “Coalition”
How old are all of you (if there is more then one of you, it sounds all like you are just one person) seriously? Like 12 or 13?
Oh look, it’s the coalition of one… Tony’s livid? I think that was the point!
Please! No! Not another e-mail! The elft is too much for po’ Frank!
I changed my mind. I wanna “TONY POOPS HIS PANTS” shirt!
Blackmail! Holding poor Chomps hostage for T shirt money. I thought it was about the laughter, Frank, the LAUGHTER…
At least, someone reasonable !
That’s awful what Frank did.
I was shocked personally.
Post again, I dare you, you porcine mucous consuming leader of the Coalition of Leftist Dogs! I scoff at your feeble fluffy bunny like attempts to strike fear!
Bow to me Limey, or face the consequences!
Totally off topic comment: NO BLOOD FOR KUMQUATS!
How about Know Thy Enemy: The Limey. I would LOVE to see it.
Should it be “thy,” or “thine”??? I’m thinking “thine” is possessive, but I really don’t know.
I do believe that “thy” is a Middle English contraction of the word “thine,” though both are possesives of the word “thou” (The contraction of “thou” would be “thee”.
“The presidential candidates are practicing the first rule of warfare: know thine enemy”- Eleanor Clift
how about a Limey t-shirt? that would really honk him off if he knew you were making money off shirt that promoted his stupidity.
I’m kinda wanting a Chomps the Dog t-shirt myself.
However if I can get some extra money, I’ll buy the Fun facts about the French t-shirt to help with Chomps’ life-support.
I came upon this site recently, and it reminded me of your In My World series.
http://www.miniclip.com/bushshootout.htm
Who would win in a fight between aqua-man and the limey? Me I am placeing my money on the aqua-man, I mean England is an island right? He is going to have to leave eventualy to go feleto his hero Osama, then aqua-man can strike!
Frank, on miniclip, there is a game for you. A very funny game actually.
SHIRTS! awright!
(did I order one? I can’t remember now).