I’ve read a little about the meetings Bush is having with people in Europe, and I’d probably do some things differently. Like, with Chirac, as soon as I saw him, I’d charged him. Then I’d quickly draw my samurai sword and slice off his head. His headless body, hand still held out for a handshake, would slowly collapse to the ground.
“Old Europe is of no use to me!” I would announce, “They should stay out of my way, or…” I’d hold up Chirac’s head. “…this will be their fate!” Then I’d drop the head in the nearest waste basket and walk off.
As for Schroeder, I’d tell him firmly, “You have defied me, so now you are dead to me.” Then I’d quickly draw my sword, stab in the belly, and cut out such that his guts spilled all over the floor. “And now you are dead to everyone. Ha!”
Then for Putin… well, I don’t know if I’d do anything different; relations are a bit precarious right now.
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Frank J you watched Kill Bill again, ttt, you know how it pumps you up…
Schroeder has guts?
Yes, guts the color of yellow.
I would like to see George sucker punch Jock Sheeerack or Koffee Ananana right in the face, while the cameras are rolling.
I’d love to see that. I’d pay to see that.
Then George could say, “Oh, sorry, I slipped and your face got in the way” “Maybe you shouldn’t mis-underestimate me when I’m strategerly headed in your direction”.
Japanese accent? W? You mean like,
“Ah, Jacques, mee sho sholly… hey fellas, git a load of how his silly fat head rolls when I lop it off, er, I mean ‘ah, get a road of how his sirry fathead roes when I rop it off…'”
Naw Japanese as like “Americans have such big penis, Europeans have such little penis. How can you do anything with such little penis?”
Speaking of which,
where is our gratuitous t-shirt babe pic of the day? I need it as a pick me up each morning since I gave up coffee.
PlutosDad,
I’m afraid you’re prisoner to the whims of SarahK… as am I.
And then buy Tony Blair a lap dance… assuming he’s into that sort of thing. I dunno anymore after going through one of those In My Worlds from a while back.
I would suggest that Bush did much worse to Chirac. He called him a “good cowboy” and then left him alive with his shame.
That’s just cruel.
Well, removing Chirac’s head from his body should be pretty easy since he has no spine, kinda like cutting through a night-crawler for bait.
Seriously though, I think the best way to get back at these “leaders” is to just ignore them. They’re like bullies. They say and do stupid stuff for one reason only, to get attention. When you give them attention (i.e. going to visit them) you’re just making them more willing to commit the same behaviour in the future. Just ignore them and eventually they’ll go away just like those pesky family members.
Just my .02. Thanks for listening.
Leuthen