I was checking the villainous FOX News site today, and their top headline is “Pope Breathing on His Own.” Can’t most land creatures do that? Why does that make the news? Well, let me ask you this: Can the pope breathe on his own… underwater? I know I can. Shouldn’t that be the headline news: “Aquaman Breathing on His Own – Both on Land and in Sea!”
Why am I always getting cheated out of the news?
Aqua-uno!
Dude, I’m not a Catholic or anything, but come on! The guy’s like 103 years old! The fact that he’s breathing at all is pretty amazing.
BTW how do you keep your chainmail shirt from rusting?
Stop. Please, just stop.
I feel for the old timer but for gods sake QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT. All damn afternoon fox, cnn, everyone of them had fookn doctors on explaining this and that…jeez meng stfu and let that man be…
/rant off 🙂
the story’s useless without pictures
Too soon!
Yes, but while you can communicate with fish, the Pope can communicate with Catholics. As a Catholic myself, lemme tell you that doing so is quite an impressive feat for a 20-year old, let alone an 80-year old.
Is it too early to start chanting Aquaman Delenda Est?
I’d say “Aquaman stultus est” (Aquaman is stupid) or “Caput Aquamanae in flumen est” (Aquaman’s head is floating in the river.)
Stultus was my nickname in Latin class. I always wondered what it meant.
Technically it means foolish.
Ridicule Aquamane! Insidiae sunt adulescentibus!
(Silly Aquaman, tricks are for children)
Wow, we didn’t have any Stultuses in my class (none that the teacher was willing to call them that, at least), but we did have a few whom she called Piger or Nidor on a regular basis.