There is another Frank J. out there using the line “Know Thy Enemy.” Know that this is not the real Frank J. and nowhere as near as funny and smart as I, the real Frank J.
Sick for one day and everyone is out to replace you…
(Thanks to Phat Tony for pointing this out)

first!
I Rock, and damn the first!
Don’t worry, Frank.
No one will ever confuse that guy with you.
(Can we replace Aquaman, though?)
Just kidding Aquaman! (Unless…)
They’re replicating pods! The kind that keep you awake with their coughing!
I rock, too.
And I’m still first, this time.
Still going for the triple one day! 🙂
Know that this is not the real Frank J. and nowhere as near as funny and smart as I, the real Frank J.
Maybe you should change your name to Mojo Jojo.
Townhall.com posts another Frank J. rip-off. This time its IMW
Disguising their latest phony Frank J. behind some weiner at NYT, Townhall links to what all IMAO readers would recognize as an “In My World” written by their imperial blogododecahedrom ruler. Star Wars: Air Force Wants Space Weapons is not nearly as funny as the real Frank J.’s, but does display many funny features such as exaggerated mayhem, weird names, and stupid, hyperventilating jounalists who…
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trade him your bad lung, and he’ll think he’s got a good deal.
Townhall has a bunch of assclowns anyway
Maybe it’s time for a Filthy Lie about imposter Frank J.?
I propose the following test to determine which is the real Frank J.
1) Would the real Frank J. be a part of anything as gay as The Rollickin’ Ronin? (and please take that freakin’ picture off the site, it is REALLY giving me the creeps)
2) Would the real Frank J’s finely tuned body succumb to mere puny bacteria?
3) Would the real Frank J be satisfied with nuking only the moon? When there are so many other natural satellites with shitty attitudes out there just mocking and laughing at us?
I propose, sir, that it is YOU who is the imposter!
I can’t believe you clowns are going to suck for this long.
Since noone had a funny someone should have seen that Team America World Police DVD came out yesterday. You lame-o’s could have been watching and laughing like me.
Team America- Comin’ again to save the expletive deleted day y’all
HA!
Cordially,
Uncle J
And he’s not nearly as handsome either! (Now can I have my periwinkle NTM shirt?) 😉
I found you via instapundit today and I clicked on his link and boy was I sorry.
At the bottom of the link there was some stuff that was absolutly disgusting. I assume it is spam. You should erase that. Please.
Susan, hate filled lefties target this site to disgust newcomers like you with pornspam and all kinds of nonsense. Just sidestep it and you’ll see some good humor.
This new Frankj could be your wingman Frank. I feel the need for speed.