Hah! You thought I was going to go on
and on
and on
and on
about Star Wars again didn’t you? I’m not.

That well is, while maybe not gone dry, definitely starting to get a little muddy.

Or maybe you thought I was going to use ‘th”s instead of ‘s”s. Well maybe I did but just in the title.

So since it’s late, I’ll skip the usual spacemonkey blather. There is your 4th Carnival of Comedy. Now fortified with small bitesize spacemonkey nuggets!

A Top 10 List usually has, well, 10 items. This one has, um, well, less.

Chaika at Chaikaroma presents Top 10 inappropriate Marley Lyrics to recite in bed

Ever suspect your weather man is an idiot? Hatless has no such suspicions. He knows.

Hatless in Hattiesburg at Hatless in Hattiesburg presents weather report

I think the title is funny all by itself. But there’s more. A post even.

a4g at Point Five presents Huffington Post to Become HR Puffington Post

He’s definitely onto something there.

Citizen Grim at Right Hand of God presents “Fortress America” or “How to Effectively Seal Our Borders”

I can’t believe it’s not people!

Dana at Northshore Politics presents For those times that you absolutely crave humans

I always thought Sen. Boxer was more than a little off, the Therapist demonstrates how far off.

The Therapist at The Therapist presents Senator Boxer Decries “Abuses At Abby Grub”

Kim delivers what a folk was looking for.

Kim at Ramble Strip presents A Cute Thuggish Poem, by Request

Jackson legal loophole discovered.

Buckley F. Williams at The Nose On Your Face presents Chimps & Drugs & Rock ‘n’ Roll

Anybody else notice the irony of the blog name and the post’s subject matter?

Doc, belts a few, shows of his stuff and it’s, um, not appreciated. It’s also not what you think.

Doc Rampage at Doc Rampage presents loss of innocence

Jim plays role of celebrity futurist.

Jim McCarthy at Letter From California presents We Won’t Always Have Paris

DHM’s kids give her lip on a road trip.

DeputyHeadmistress at The Common Room presents I Love My Family

Patriot Xeno, thinker.

Patriot Xeno at Right Hand of God presents Thoughts That Went Through My Head When I Saw That Good Looking Girl Wearing a Sweatshirt of My Alma Mater in the Parking Lot at Work

The sequel to Korangate is looking porktastic!

Robert at Site AyntRyte presents AyntNews Alert

Runaway Bride – Runaway Libido

Pete at The Chapin Nation presents Gratuitously Salacious Post About Jennifer Wilbanks. [grexual content]

Senator Walters has figured out how to run a restaurant on a low ad budget. Looks like the legal bills will, well you’ll see.

Senator Walters at The Stall Street Journal presents The Restaurant Roughly Around the Center of the Universe.

Self descriptive. Really.

jimmyb at The Conservative UAW Guy presents The Conservative UAW Guy disagrees with Ann Coulter!!

Kyle, social scientist of moving metal rooms.

Kyle at Welshmnky presents Elevator Etiquette

I didn’t count the words. 100 is a big number!

Elisson at Blog d’Elisson presents The Designer: A 100-Word Story

Frank J says “Hear it’s going to be another big hurricane season, so here is my old guide to hurricanes.”

Frank J. at IMAO presents Know Thy Enemy: Hurricanes

Rob B. at File it Under presents Stiffy Sack Strengthens Shaft Shape Sustaining Sexual Stimulation [PG-13 by Rob’s own admission]

Disclaimer: no Fish were harmed in the creation of this post. Nor were any apparently involved for that matter.

The Man at GOP and the City presents Gone Fishing With Karl Rove

I blame newsweek for the atrocity reported here.

David at third world county presents Secret Agent… man?

This probably applies to any scientfic conference.

Orac at Respectful Insolence presents A field guide to biomedical meeting creatures, part 1: Any questions?[Cursing – once]

With A [Censored] here.

GEBIV at There’s One, Only! presents Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn’s Farm

Twist their arm, did you?

Pluto’s Dad at Eyes On The Ball News presents Fine! We’ll Use the Word “Retract”! Happy Now?

Blogging tips for people who need really distructive advice..

Paul at soapgun presents Blogging Tips – The Real Deal

Really simple blogging advice.

Spacemonkey (your host) at The Flying Space Monkey Chrionicles presents Blogging Advice

Know the truth about Fireworks and fight the ignorance being spread by the pansy main stream media.

Bozark Manchew at Fireworks Rule presents The Attack On So-Called “Illeeegal” Fireworks Begins!

Just make sure they get your good side, assuming you have one. Full Motion Audio!

Uncle Jimbo at Military Matters- Uncle Jimbo presents The Secret Pictures of You (SPY) coalition

Written, apparently, especially for the Carnival of Comedy, a tribute/ripoff of IMW. Thief!

Damian G. at Conservathink presents The Carnival of Comedy: Good times inspired by IMAO’s In My World

Don’t stop at the vader/bush pic, keep scrolling!

Will Franklin at WILLisms.com presents Darth W. Bush, Neocon?

Not Herbie but apparently still a love bug. The evidence speaks for itself . . . .

J at TAotB at The Art of the Blog presents I’m In the Mood for Loooove

and also NewsWeak’s Other Blunders

Apparently working on the highway can really stink.

Tommy at Striving for Average presents MMMMM Road Kill [language]

Gwaypes pwobably tastes bettew than woadkill.

Lana at live from the guillotine presents Got Any Gwaypes?

That’s it. Lotsa good funny this time.

Want to be in the next Comedy of Carnival? Why would you want to? This is the Carnival of Comedy. An entirely different ordering of the words ‘of’ ‘carnival’ and ‘comedy’. I don’t even know what a comedy of carnival is. Sounds silly.

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