Remember to pray for Sarahk who is stuck with Frank J. during the storm.
With no power to run the coffee maker, perhaps he will chew on grounds to get his caffeinous sustenance.
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Frank will be sitting at the breakfast table with two or three teabag labels hanging out of his mouth and an expression that fiercely challenges anyone with an unspoken “WHAT!?!” Sarah will thank God profusely that the wind is drowning out the sucking sound as he desperately draws life-preserving caffeine by any means necessary.
Coffee makers are the biggest scam on the planet. It’s much more effective if you just eat spoonfulls of coffee grounds. You dan’t have to sit around for minutes waiting for the coffee maker.
Frank will be sitting at the breakfast table with two or three teabag labels hanging out of his mouth and an expression that fiercely challenges anyone with an unspoken “WHAT!?!” Sarah will thank God profusely that the wind is drowning out the sucking sound as he desperately draws life-preserving caffeine by any means necessary.
Thanks, but if I want fictionalized accounts of hurricane coverage, I’ll tune to the MSM.
This isn’t fiction! I made it up myself!
In theory, Frank is smart enough to have one of the old-fashioned non-electric coffee mixers around the house. And boiling water is no big trick.
thanks for the prayers, it was awful. 😉 except that it was nice.
Coffee makers are the biggest scam on the planet. It’s much more effective if you just eat spoonfulls of coffee grounds. You dan’t have to sit around for minutes waiting for the coffee maker.