I just can’t find an issue I care that much to write a whole post about today. So, I’ll let you, the readers, decide what you want made fun of. Just put what you want ridiculed most in the comments, and I’ll go with whatever is the plurality.
I want more jokes about cultural imperialism. You know, invading Saudi Arabia and turning Mecca into an Arabic Disney World, that kind of thing.
What, you want more of a lead than that? You’re the humorist, you figure the rest of it out!
How about the military funeral protestors in Michigan. The gov (dem) is looking to lawfully limit the activity to 500 feet but the ACLU is suggesting she doesn’t as it would be unconstitutional. It’s a baptist church doing the protesting and the democrats trying to protect the (military) family. Has the world turned upside-down while I was sleeping?!?!
I would like to hear more about Geena Davis’s impeachment, and honoring at the UN. That is already so close to the Twilight Zone it only needs a little shove into Your World.
Doesn’t she look like Monica Lewinski? She does to me. Look at their pictures side by side.
The other day someone was interviewing Ted Kennedy about cutting and running from Iraq, asking, “Wouldn’t that cause a bloodbath?” Teddy replied that they heard the same stupid prediction about the US leaving Vietnam.
So apparently Teddy missed the little piece of news about the unbelievably huge bloodbath that DID occur after we ran away from Vietnam.
But that’s not funny, because Teddy Kennedy is such a horror of a human being that nothing about him is humorous. Maybe you could discuss many comical ways to kill Ted.
Sorry.
On the lines of giving a Geena Davis award, maybe President Bush should give Jack Bauer the Presidential Medal of Freedom? Kerry would have given it to him a long time ago.
Or, we can arrest Tony Soprano under the RICO laws for crimes depicted on his show.
On the Drudgereport today is a story about a Navy Chaplan facing a court martial for praying.
Chaplans praying. I don’t get it. If the chaplans can’t pray, what good are they? Do chaplans also replace the light bulbs and toilet paper rolls on ships? Non-praying chaplans are like non-digging diggers, or non-bitching libs.
Belloq
Eew.
I put “urp” in brackets after Cindy’s name, but I guess that made it look like code. Maybe some future version of HTML will insert a pile of vomit there.
I want to make fun of Lex Luthor…but then I’m biased.
I say pick all that political stuff that everybody else mentioned; Lex’s issues are too specific to pick on and make it funny.
Have to agree that Geena Davis is the topic. But, what I find most amusing about all of this has this girl ever said, “Hey, this is all well and good, but folks, I’m really just an actress playing the part of the President.” I think in Southern California/Hollywood these days, if you play someone in a movie or on television, you really think you are that person. Thank God she wasn’t offered the role of Lizzy Borden, or she’d be axing her relatives right now instead of accepting Presidential awards.
Geena Davis is the President? I thought that she was a baseball player in the Devil Rays farm system. Does this mean that Simon Cowell is not really an ass?
How about Zarqawi? Tim Blair posted this about him from the AP:
BAGHDAD, Iraq Newly released video of the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq shows Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (AH’-boo MOO’-sahb ahl-zahr-KOW’-ee) decked out in American tennis shoes and fumbling with a machine gun.
The U-S military command says the footage was found during a series of raids in April on purported terror cell safe houses southwest of Baghdad.
Major General Rick Lynch says al-Zarqawi chose not to show the world this piece of video in which he’s wearing “his New Balance tennis shoes,” and in which his associates “do things like grab the hot barrel of the machine gun and burn themselves.”
These people are not funny, but maybe if enough people laughed at them they would crawl back under their rocks, where they belong.
Fred Phelps and his folks would make really good targets for abuse. After all they have abused more than enough people in the last couple of years.
He’s a preacher from Kansas but the vast majority of Kansans try not to admit they even know who he is.
He targets both homosexual and American military funerals. He is an equal opportunity Psycho. I think he deserves to be embarrassed, harassed and mortified, for his impact on Christianity (he is a walking poster-child for how not to act)
He is countered however by the wonderful “Patriot Guard” bikers and others who provide a living shield for the families of deceased military personnel. God Bless them all.
John Bolton pwning Dennis Kusinich
I want more jokes about cultural imperialism. You know, invading Saudi Arabia and turning Mecca into an Arabic Disney World, that kind of thing.
What, you want more of a lead than that? You’re the humorist, you figure the rest of it out!
How about the military funeral protestors in Michigan. The gov (dem) is looking to lawfully limit the activity to 500 feet but the ACLU is suggesting she doesn’t as it would be unconstitutional. It’s a baptist church doing the protesting and the democrats trying to protect the (military) family. Has the world turned upside-down while I was sleeping?!?!
I would like to hear more about Geena Davis’s impeachment, and honoring at the UN. That is already so close to the Twilight Zone it only needs a little shove into Your World.
Doesn’t she look like Monica Lewinski? She does to me. Look at their pictures side by side.
The other day someone was interviewing Ted Kennedy about cutting and running from Iraq, asking, “Wouldn’t that cause a bloodbath?” Teddy replied that they heard the same stupid prediction about the US leaving Vietnam.
So apparently Teddy missed the little piece of news about the unbelievably huge bloodbath that DID occur after we ran away from Vietnam.
But that’s not funny, because Teddy Kennedy is such a horror of a human being that nothing about him is humorous. Maybe you could discuss many comical ways to kill Ted.
Sorry.
Make fun of your wife! I’ve never had the guts to do that in my own blog, so it would be fun to see what happens afterwards haha.
I think you need to make fun of the liberal conspiracy theorists…well, make fun of them some more.
how about Al Sharpton?
Or, I second the reccomendation of the UN giving an award to a fictional character on a fictional TV show.
On the lines of giving a Geena Davis award, maybe President Bush should give Jack Bauer the Presidential Medal of Freedom? Kerry would have given it to him a long time ago.
Or, we can arrest Tony Soprano under the RICO laws for crimes depicted on his show.
On the Drudgereport today is a story about a Navy Chaplan facing a court martial for praying.
Chaplans praying. I don’t get it. If the chaplans can’t pray, what good are they? Do chaplans also replace the light bulbs and toilet paper rolls on ships? Non-praying chaplans are like non-digging diggers, or non-bitching libs.
Belloq
Moussouie
The Dating Game. This week’s contestant, the lovely Cindy Sheehan.
The batchelors – John Kerry, Teddy Kennedy, and … um…
Eew.
I put “urp” in brackets after Cindy’s name, but I guess that made it look like code. Maybe some future version of HTML will insert a pile of vomit there.
I think the Geener Davis things needs some of your attention Frank.
give an article about Moussaoui receiving life in prison. i have an article about that on my blog… check it out.
San Francisco. I never get tired of jokes about San Francisco, and I don’t think that I ever will.
anytime I’m lacking in funny inspiration, I turn to Olber-Mann.
Republicans in Congress wanting to give every taxpayer 3 free fillups of gasoline. They call it a $100 rebate.
How frickin’ insulting!
Aaron.cc got hacked by the islamitards again….
I want to make fun of Lex Luthor…but then I’m biased.
I say pick all that political stuff that everybody else mentioned; Lex’s issues are too specific to pick on and make it funny.
Have to agree that Geena Davis is the topic. But, what I find most amusing about all of this has this girl ever said, “Hey, this is all well and good, but folks, I’m really just an actress playing the part of the President.” I think in Southern California/Hollywood these days, if you play someone in a movie or on television, you really think you are that person. Thank God she wasn’t offered the role of Lizzy Borden, or she’d be axing her relatives right now instead of accepting Presidential awards.
Make fun of the French.
Geena Davis is the President? I thought that she was a baseball player in the Devil Rays farm system. Does this mean that Simon Cowell is not really an ass?
How about Zarqawi? Tim Blair posted this about him from the AP:
BAGHDAD, Iraq Newly released video of the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq shows Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (AH’-boo MOO’-sahb ahl-zahr-KOW’-ee) decked out in American tennis shoes and fumbling with a machine gun.
The U-S military command says the footage was found during a series of raids in April on purported terror cell safe houses southwest of Baghdad.
Major General Rick Lynch says al-Zarqawi chose not to show the world this piece of video in which he’s wearing “his New Balance tennis shoes,” and in which his associates “do things like grab the hot barrel of the machine gun and burn themselves.”
These people are not funny, but maybe if enough people laughed at them they would crawl back under their rocks, where they belong.
Fred Phelps and his folks would make really good targets for abuse. After all they have abused more than enough people in the last couple of years.
He’s a preacher from Kansas but the vast majority of Kansans try not to admit they even know who he is.
He targets both homosexual and American military funerals. He is an equal opportunity Psycho. I think he deserves to be embarrassed, harassed and mortified, for his impact on Christianity (he is a walking poster-child for how not to act)
He is countered however by the wonderful “Patriot Guard” bikers and others who provide a living shield for the families of deceased military personnel. God Bless them all.