LOST is so snarkworthy. I’m not going to detail-snark it or anything. Just have a little fun while we watch. Feel free to join in. My American Idol review will be up late tonight. If you’re sitting on the edge of your seats wondering, I voted at least 10 times for Gina Glocksen and twice for Melinda. I was a little unnerved, because I never got a busy signal on any of them. And they were the only two worth voting for.
Anyway, on with LOST.
I agree with Sawyer. Those unknown characters don’t get an opinion. And they should be wearing red shirts. I’m a little worried about Hurley, since he is wearing a red shirt.
Wow. The last living member of the Dharma Initiative! And Frank has to go pee. He always does that.
The Others were there for a lot longer than the Dharma Initiative. Eyepatchy calls The Others “The Hostiles”. But if The Others were there first, maybe that makes DI the hostiles.
Eyepatchy’s cat has the same name as Sayid’s old girlfriend. That’s interesting. The Others always seem to know stuff about the Non-Others’ pasts, so Eyepatchy sounds Othery.
Sayid agrees. And thinks Eyepatchy and his furry friend are not alone.
Kate and Sayid pretend with Eyepatchy for a little while, and finally he says let’s stop playing this little game. Yes, LOST, let’s stop pretending that you know where this show is going. But now that Kate and Sawyer are out of the monkey house, we’re having a little fun again.
Oh yeah, the guy that captured and tortured Sayid in his past for Sayid allegedly torturing his wife, that’s the guy from Crash who tried to shoot the locksmith with blanks. Sorry if I ruined that for anyone.
Locke’s kind of an obsessive idiot, no? Let’s push all the buttons just to see what they do.
Sawyer has turned into one of my favorite characters.
I agree with Rousseau and Eyepatchy. Kill Eyepatchy. But Sayid is too soft.
I told Frank that if Locke beat the chess game, the house would blow up. I was right. I could write any JJ Abrams show. Even though he doesn’t write most of the episodes. Too easy.
I need more LOST answers. How many more hatches and important Darma manuals is Locke going to blow up? What happened in Sawyer’s past that made him think he was good at ping pong? I hope the nice kitty is not an other.
This show gets increasingly more annoying…there are so many communication problems. You think Sayid and Kate would have told Locke they found the house was rigged with C4. That way, when Locke won the chess game, he could put two and two together as to what would happen if he pressed ’77’. Did they tell him? Did I miss that? I don’t think they told him.
And yeah, Sayid needed to kill eyepatchy. He’s probably all thinking, “I don’t want to be the monster I once was…” but come on. I was annoyed.
Hehehe, I love how Hurley beat Sawyer at ping pong. Kay, I’m done. =P
I love how ABC shows a bunch of CRAP before Lost and then I end up watching something else while Lost is on and then they don’t put up the episode on their website until the next day.
sigh Well this is better than the other ones this season.
I wish Lost would come back to form, when they hit that stride where after every episode I had to call people and scream about how my mind was blown. Also they had fake commercials and crap. that was cool.
“Heroes” is what LOST should have been and started out being. They leave you with good cliffhangers, but they also reveal the answers to your questions fairly quickly and so far, I’ve been engrossed in every episode.
Of course, now that I’m 2 and a half seasons into LOST, I won’t be able to stop watching until the show is done.