It’s Friday, so it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:
So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:
a) Hummus-flavored Bubble Yum.
b) Darth Vader to update his Twitter account more often. Oh, and for Paula Abdul to just shut the hell up.
c) The EU to recognize this while Unity Government thing at face value like they’ve done with everything else.
d) The sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.
e) Prince to play a concert in Ramallah, penis-shaped guitar neck or not.
or
f) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.
“These guys have got to stop eating the Magic Beans from IMAO.com. It is so thick in here, that I can SEE it. Man, what were they thinking of, its not like they were spending the day outside with a stiff breeze or something.”
It’s IMAO.US!!!!!!
The Answwer is D
We need a sequal to BB!
Vader does need to update his Twitter acct more often. He does update better than his son, though.
He is praying to know the question to the answer 42.
He’s using the Force to blast infidels thousands of miles away.
It’s a very efficient system, really.