Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
March Madness is right around the corner, so it makes sense to bring the blogging that makes people the maddest out of the dustbin.
Anyway, it’s time for Nardo the Flippykitty:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Nardo is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
The six catcams are on during the day, every weekday.
Friday Ark #126 is at The Modulator.
Carnival of the Cats is at Carnival of the Cats on Sunday at 18:00.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
After jumping from barstool to barstool back and forth, Nardo decided to roll around the bar counter.
He tried knocking over a glass with parsley in it, but I moved it out of the way.
…and with this final sacrifice to Zarcon the Space God, we will finally be granted the request to remove all lazy, elitest peoples from the planet.
Obviously Dick Cheney will be returning soon with a Chef’s hat and an apron.
Nardo is pointing to the bread maker he got you for Father’s day 3 years ago and wondering why you only made 4 loaves of bread in it ever.
New Rinse-n-Reuse Nardos – nothing soaks up big spills better! Now in Economy Size!
Look into may eyes, deep into my eyes. You are getting sleepy, sleepy. You will serve Nardo sushi every day. No twice a day. Mawhhaaaahahahhahahah
I am not covered head to toe with fecal coliform, says Nardo, while reclining across Laurance’s food preparation surfaces.
Kinda’ takes the cute right out of the picture, doesn’t it.
FLAM FLIIGGGITY FLAM FLOZUM FLAM FLOOZLE FLAM FLIGGITY FLAM FLAM FLAM FLOOR
That’s how you keep cat in line. Actually, you put cat in line and he can’t get out because line have level III cat retention. Like face of G-d.
Nardo is obviously the General in charge of patient care at Walter Reed…he’s rolling over on his side and telling the wounded to “blow me”…