Many Bothan spies died to bring us this script.
“Hello, How Are You?”
Written by me, Mike Huckabee
Setting: Wide pan of that room where I put all the stuff I took from the governer’s mansion.
Voice over: “I’m Mike Huckabee and I endorse this message.” While I look thoughtfully at the big round thing with all the countries on it, that turns.
Transition to close up of my face as I am now I’m seated on a stack of hard drives and servers.
“I’m running for President, I want to tell you something. I want to tell you Hello. And how are you doing?
[pause, make puppy dog eyes]
[serious] Many people say it as a empty meaningless platitude.
[shake head, sadly] and are indifferent to any response they get. [earnest] But I truly DO mean it, from the depths of my eternal soul.
I’ll say it again, Hello. How are YOU doing?
[pause for it to sink in that I emphasized, YOU]
[confident, chins up] When I am president, Americans will again mean it when THEY say it. [pound fist on something]
By law. Yes you will then be bound by federal ordinace to listen and nod empathetically as those you have greeted provide a litany of perceived grievances or blessings. When they are finished you will, in turn, provide them with your personal litany of perceived grievances or blessings and they will be bound to listen and empathize as well.
That’s what a hello is all about. [earnest eyes] By meaning and listening,
[wide motion with hands, broad smile at “better place”]
we will all make America a better place.
Again I’m Mike Huckabee, Hello. How are you doing? Have a nice day. [nod] And I mean that too. [smile, wink]”
Voice Over: Just like Jesus, Mike Huckabee loves you. He’s not afraid of the hard questions.
Confused? Reference: this Ad by Mike.
ROFL!
[confindent, CHINS Up!] HAH!
This may be in reference to his video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xn7uSHtkuA)
“People telling falsehoods often involuntarily send a telltale nonverbal message to listeners by frequently blinking their eyes.”
His blinks per minute are extraordinary!
Be afraid, be very afraid (and not the good type of Fred Thompson fear!)
Getting the impression that certain people are panicked about a Huckabee run…
Oh nooos, He actually running? We’re Dooomed DOOOOMED, I tells ya.
Here’s Ron Paul’s latest ad.
He must be telling the truth, because he hardly blinks at all.
When Mike Huckabee says “Have a good day!” it’s actually a command. If you don’t have a good day, you will be sent to Cuba and fed a diet of Arkansas rice and water. Then you WILL have a good day (or a little free medical care).
The bookcase is indeed a cross, and by no means accidental, but so what? The guy’s a Baptist minister – this is exactly the fight he and his supporters are looking for.
bunkerboy, huh? Who said anything about the cross?
I though the way the Christmas tree sort of floated around was spooky. But the ad itself was well, a cheese puff. A little flavor but mostly air.
I am not fighting, this is called parodying.
Well, Huckabee took an Arkansas raped by the Clintons and actually turned things around (but it IS still Arkansas). Ex the highways looked nice for the first few years during Clinton’s reign, but soon deteriorated… why? because they were substandard – contracts given to cronies – kickbacks – etc. It took time and $$ to fix things up, but at least he didn’t pander to the rich at the expense of the poor!
I bet Mike H is nervous as all get out to be a “front runner”… he should continue to write his own stuff and stay loose. He is funny and has good “horse sense”. I would worry if professional “writers” started “handling” what he says.
Does that question come with a slice of pie?