It’s me! Frank J.! I’m not dead; Harvey lied to you!

And I have a new novel!

It’s hilarious, and the cover is by Ethan Nicolle (of Axe Cop fame). It’s about… I dunno. It’s complicated. It’s got Satan and robots and katanas and demons and donuts and explosions — all good story content. And it’s written by me, so just buy it. Please. I have four kids to feed, and they all eat multiple times per day. And the ebook is only $4.99 — money you have. You can also get the paperback (where you get the full wraparound cover Ethan Nicolle made) and Amazon will give you the ebook for free.

Why are you still reading this blog post? Go. Buy it. Now! (and if you write a review of it, I’ll be your best friend)