I like my coffee like I like my Jedi: more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) January 25, 2013
Would you rather wear crocs just once in public or be mauled by a polar bear?
— jon(@senderblock23) January 25, 2013
“Dreams of a Father: The Collected ‘If I Had a Son’ Sayings of Barack Obama”
— Sasha Issenberg (@sissenberg) January 27, 2013
And $1B+ for a presidential campaign based on it. “@wowfactsoflife: It cost $7M to build the Titanic, and $200M to make a movie about it.”
— Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) January 28, 2013
I guess if he had a son he’d look like Trayvon Martin but wouldn’t have much of a future in the NFL.
If Barack had a son, he’d be that annoying kid who never got a job and was always trying to bum cigarettes and a ride…just like Daddy.
In sum, he wouldn’t be a linebaracker and he’d piggybarack on others. Inherited lack-of-character-istics.
“Coffee Crocs Dreams Titanic”
We seem to be missing the Titanic part…
I heard that when the Titanic crashed into the iceberg, the resident polar bears came aboard and mauled all the passengers who were wearing crocs before the ship sank.
JAGernaut,
You’re right. Fixed.
“Would you rather wear crocs just once in public or be mauled by a polar bear?”
Um… “walking to the mailbox” public, or “going to the mall” public?