AP – Tennessee – After a seemingly endless rash of lost endorsement deals after having admitted to using the N-word in the past, there is finally a light at the end of the tunnel for Paula Deen.  Following days of closed door negotiations, representatives of both parties have agreed that Paula Deen will be one of the new celebrity spokemen for BET (Black Entertainment Television).

The BET representative expressed a great deal of excitement about bringing Paula Deen into the organization.  “When you think about it, she really fits in well with the many other faces of BET, like rappers and artists such as 50 Cent, Samuel Jackson and Quentin Tarrantino, who use the N-word routinely.  Not to mention that she will bring more diversity to the network and help us branch out to the largely forgotten cracker demographic.  We are sure that she will be able to bring all of her many talents to bear, especially at the company picnics where we anticipate watching her slave over her famous chicken and watermelon and watching her twerk dat a$$ during the talent competition.”

When asked to comment, Kanye West had this to say about the arrangement, “Yo, beep, beep, beep, beep ho beep beep beep, ya I’ll pop a cap in that white N******** beep.”