Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…
Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…
Hey, you ****ed up. You trusted us.
We may be idiots, but we care.
Vote for us or be audited.
Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…
… Pay attention to our motives, not the results.
… Whatever you’re bugged about, it isn’t our fault.
… At least we’re not old and self-centered like the GOP (no, wait, that’s not it).
… Onward, into the fog !!!
… The other guys will take away all of your Free Stuff !!!
“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.”
…Blame Bush Again!
…Yes We Can Blame Bush!
Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…
What does it matter, at this point, that we are destroying the US? We give you Free Sh!t!
“We will take all the money from white heterosexual males who don’t bribe us and buy your vote with it.”
–honest slogan
… don’t even bother voting, we’ll just manufacture the votes anyway.
… Koch! Koch! Koch!
. . . Democrats – still teaching math by dividing America!
. . . Because freedom is so yesterday.
. . . R-U-IN?
. . . Change you can believe in, failure you can count on.
. . . No child left a dime.
. . . Speak loudly, and carry a hammer and sickle.
…No Hope, No Change Ever!
…Free, just not affordable.
…We’re like chocolate, a moment on the lips or free birth control, it’s up to you.
…We can’t all be the Devil Incarnate, you stupid people need surrogates.
…If we had ideas or answers we wouldn’t be Democrats, we would be people, and people are just low grade Soylent Green.
No We Can’t!! (but you’re too stupid to notice)
…Mao, Che, Uncle Ho: Capitalism’s Got To Go!
…Repeat after me: we have always been at war with Eastasia….
. . . “You’re all racists, sexists, and homophobes – and your mothers dress you funny!”
. . . “Turning the federal government into the US Postal Service, one agency at a time!”
Democrats…for the children.
Squirrel!
Make those rich b@stards pay!
Vote Democrat! Over 25,000 dead Chicago residents can’t be wrong!
…Debt, Employment, Greenhouse Gases: All Our Stats Come From Our…Analysis
We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.
Happy Days Are Here Again. Period.
Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…as soon as they figure out how to spell the act of putting your fingers in your ears and yelling lalalalalacanthearyoulalalalalalala!
…Light a Candle for the Future!*
*You will all need candles when we are done with the energy sector
You can always HOPE we will CHANGE!
Vote for us… you wouldn’t want to end up like Vince Foster, now would you…
We will not rest until…
IRS. DOJ. ATF. BLM. EPA. Vote for us so we don’t get angry. You wouldn’t like it if we got angry.
Don’t be schtupid, be a schmarty. Come und join der Dem’crat pahty.
bread and circuses!
“Serfdom . . . not as bad as you’d think!”
…You gotta hand it to us, we’re gonna take it anyway.
…we’re begging you, down on our knees groveling, snot flying and crying begging you to find a YouTube video we can blame the last eight years on.
Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…
Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein… Wait, damn copyright issues. But then again, laws are sooo for the little people..
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… The other guys will take away all of your Free Stuff !!!
[Not fair using their ACTUAL slogan.)
…we do not now, nor have we ever had political relations with the President.
“Democrats: Rich people telling poor people that rich people are the reason they’re poor.”
(saw that somewhere yesterday)♠
… the last six years were only the beginning…l
“Spoiler Alert! Overlords And Serfs.”
“on The Advice Of Our Lawyers, We Decline To State Our Slogan.”
…We Say – You Pay! (We’re exempted, by the way)
…because they need the veil to cover up all their previous failures.
“We Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing.”
“What’s In Your Wallet?”
(delivered by their spokesman, Alec Baldwin)
“Benghazi Stories: E Pluribus Unum.” (or, in Hillary’s case, “E Bluribus Unum.”)
Hillary:
“L’Etat, C’est Mwah-Hah-Hah!!”
Hillary:
“Absolute Power Corrupts Absolut Anyone?”
” C’mon — Free Obama and Carter From The ‘#1 Worst’ List By Electing This Specimen!”
“You’ve, uh, Got a Nice Little Income Base Here, Voter. Be a Shame If Sumfin’ Was To Happen To It. . . “
“Citizens United Or Us: Make Your Choice. We’re Against Both Those Things, Come To Think Of It”
“Third Term’s a Charm”
Vote for us and we’ll eat you last!
vote like you think it means something
Taking you from “Hope and Change” to begging for spare change in just 8 short years.
Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014… but it was already in this video –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhrfhjLd9e4
“#free$h!t”
“First, we break into the White House using vote fabrication, then we destroy the economy.” – “And that you’ve done…now what?” – “Well, we didn’t really expect the first part of the plan to work, so we have no further plan. Sometimes you can over plan these things.”