Random Thoughts

In response to Casino Royale, do you think they’re working on a grittier, more realistic version of Austin Powers?

Should never have given wife access to Netflix queue. Wanted X-Men: Wolverine, instead they’re sending Confessions of a Shopaholic.

Fun Fact: Out of all the large bodies in our solar system, we’ve so far only nuked Earth.

I’m getting tired of the same old arguments; politicians should start accusing each other of witchcraft.

Who is more likely to be a witch: Dennis Kucinich or Ron Paul? I guess we should throw them both in a lake and see if they float.

Considering how Captain Kirk treated the Prime Directive, as a Supreme Court Justice I don’t think he’d be a strict constructionist.

I’m not saying Kirk shouldn’t be a Supreme Court Justice. He’s be a good idea if we think the Court is going to be attacked by the Gorn.

There’s something I just don’t trust about Spock. My first choice for Supreme Court Justice would be McCoy, but that’s hardly surprising.

If we’re going to reduce our nuclear stockpile, we should give a few to the Mythbusters. Bad idea if the myth they’re going to test is: “Starting a nuclear war will result in a global apocalypse.”

So when are the liberals who complained about Iraq going to speak up against this war of choice with the moon?

Whenever my parents try to lecture me, I remind them that it’s because of their poor choices that they’re now old.

In Olbermann’s fight against death, death won and claimed his audience’s brain cells.

28 Comments

  1. I’m not saying Kirk shouldn’t be a Supreme Court Justice…

    Except that if the lawyers’ arguments sucked he’d jump over the bench, give them that flying side-kick followed by the double fisted hammer blow with that dang music playing in the background..

    Da ta dah dah dah dah dahhhh dah de dah dah! Dah da de dah dah!

    However, can you imagine what it’s be like if he read the court’s decision?

    “We….find….for the defendant….not…for ourselves….but…for all of…us!”

  2. Fun Fact: Out of all the large bodies in our solar system, we’ve so far only nuked Earth.

    We’re a joke. I expect Mars to soon join the moon in mocking us.

    I’m getting tired of the same old arguments; politicians should start accusing each other of witchcraft.

    Come to think of it, Pelosi is afraid of going near water.

    Who is more likely to be a witch: Dennis Kucinich or Ron Paul? I guess we should throw them both in a lake and see if they float.

    Kucinich is an alien. Paul would sink because of all the gold he has in his pockets.

    There’s something I just don’t trust about Spock. My first choice for Supreme Court Justice would be McCoy, but that’s hardly surprising.

    Do you really need McCoy to pronounce the Constitution dead?

    So when are the liberals who complained about Iraq going to speak up against this war of choice with the moon?

    As soon as Obama decides that we cannot defeat the moon and starts complaining about Republican obstructionism.

    In Olbermann’s fight against death, death won and claimed his audience’s brain cells.

    That’s too easy, Frank. How can you claim something that doesn’t exist?

  3. FYI, NASA just bombed the moon this morning. Though I’m not sure if it was nuclear, or if the moon can be considered a large body.

    Rosie’s variety show bombed…but that was self-inflicted so I guess it doesn’t count.

  4. “Considering how Captain Kirk treated the Prime Directive, as a Supreme Court Justice I don’t think he’d be a strict constructionist.”

    I’d always trust the wisdom of one of Harry Mudd’s wise women over that of a white male.

  5. Should never have given wife access to Netflix queue. Wanted X-Men: Wolverine, instead they’re sending Confessions of a Shopaholic.

    Ouch. My condolences.
    I got Rodney Dangerfield: No Respect lined up.

  6. To test for witches in Congress, throww a bucket of water on them. If they melt away to nothingness, they were witches.
    If they don’t melt, you’ve gotten to throw a bucket of water on your congressperson.

  7. Kirk: ”The Prime Directive is more what you’d call a ‘guideline’ than actual rule.”
    Kirk would only accept a Supreme Court nomination if there are cute blue-skinned humanoid apprentice/aides to exude his manliness on.

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