Archive of entries posted by Oppo

For F’s Sake

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Your mission, Jim, should you decide to accept it: invent a word or phrase beginning with “F.”

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Fizbin: Democrat Party platform.

F is for FBI, which I’m totally not. Hey, kids, I just had a crazy idea: after this alphabet bit is over, why don’t we all confess online to crimes we may have committed and ones we may be considering? Sounds like a blast!

Straight Line of the Day: Poindexters Say That Mars Used To Be Perfect for Life. What Happened?

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Mars was ‘perfect for life’ claim experts as breakthrough discovery made on Red Planet
www.the-express.com | Mar 6, 2025 | Chris Samuel, Falyn Stempler

China’s Zhurong rover has collected data that suggests that Mars may have had oceans and beaches millions of years ago.

Scientists have made an extraordinary revelation regarding Mars, suggesting that the planet may have previously harbored optimal conditions for life.

Space exploration leaders, such as billionaire Elon Musk, envision Mars as a prime location for humanity’s next outpost in the cosmos due to its relatively close proximity and Earth-like qualities. Despite this, Mars currently presents harsh conditions with sub-zero temperatures, a thin atmosphere composed predominantly of carbon dioxide, and scant oxygen—posing challenges for human habitation as we know it.

But You Should See the Other Guy

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A stray Emu was found wandering the San Diego suburbs and no one seems to know where he came from
Not The Bee | April 06, 2025 | Staff

The San Diego Humane Society said Humane Law Enforcement Officers and the Emergency Response Team responded Wednesday night to a report of a large bird wandering through a yard in Vista.

They arrived to find an emu with injuries to its neck and right wing.

Representative of the Mindset

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Jayapal: We’re Training Americans to Take Down Potential Trump Dictatorship
Breitbart | 04/01/2025 | Pam Key

Representative Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) said Monday on MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show” that she was training Americans to help take down a potential “dictatorship” of President Donald Trump.

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Maddow said, “Help me understand this idea of the resistance lab and what you’re talking about in practical terms at these events.”

Jayapal said, “Yeah I mean, what we decided is that we really need to help Americans understand what happens when democracies fall when dictators take over. We’ve been pretty complacent in America. We haven’t had to really deal with this in any real way. …”

Representative Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) said Tuesday that she should not be confused with Paypal, though she does facilitate fund transfers.

Friday Night Open Thread: Illogicalities

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Why was Charlie Tuna so eager to be hooked, shredded, and packed into a can of Starkist?

Why would they serve Brontoribs that can tip over a whole car full of people? Wasn’t the danger obvious?

Why not just send Top Cat and his gang to the Pound?

What did Tennessee Tuxedo attach his bow-tie to?

Where did the Fractured Fairy Tales guy get his book, and why did he not realize the danger?

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