Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Elke Sommer vs Markie Post

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Elke Sommer vs Markie Post

 

Elke Sommer (1-4-0 Pts. 177 Avg. 35.40)

  • Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 41-43
  • Week 2 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 28-60
  • Week 3 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-37
  • Week 4 Lost to Ann-Margaret 21-53
  • Week 5 Lost to Salma Hayek 40-42

 

 

VS

 

Markie Post (3-2-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)

  • Week 1 Defeated Dina Meyer 52-35
  • Week 2 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 50-32
  • Week 3 Lost to Ann-Margaret 34-54
  • Week 4 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 34-55
  • Week 5 Defeated Shania Twain 47-34

 

 

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Straight Line of the Day: Hey, Guys: Apparently You Can Get Paid For This!

An Army of Paid Creators Is Carpeting the Web With Political Content
The New York Times | Sept. 24, 2026 | Ken Bensinger and Stuart A. Thompson

mmm … Kim Basinger.

https://stan.store/blog/influencer-rates/

Influencer rates in 2026 are shaped by far more than follower count: platform, content format, engagement quality, audience location, and niche demand all affect pricing. Video-first formats (Instagram Reels, TikTok, YouTube integrations) command higher rates than static posts. Micro influencers offer the best cost-to-results ratio for most brands. This guide covers data-backed pricing benchmarks for nano, micro, macro, and mega influencers across every major platform.

Are you effing kidding me?  What planet have I beamed down on to?

All I want to see are DamnCat videos.


 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek

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Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek

 

Ann-Margaret (5-0-0 Pts. 281 Avg. 56.20)

  • Week 1 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 62-19
  • Week 2 Defeated Shania Twain 59-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Markie Post 54-34
  • Week 4 Defeated Elke Sommer 53-21
  • Week 5 Defeated Dina Meyer 53-27

 

 

 

VS

 

Salma Hayek (4-1-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
  • Week 2 Defeated Dina Meyer 55-32
  • Week 3 Defeated Shania Twain 47-45
  • Week 4 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-28
  • Week 5 Defeated Elke Sommer 42-40

 

 

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Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 5 : Results and Standings

Will there be any late upsets? We shall see.

 

Results

 

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Standings

 

 

Contestants Record Points Average Points Against Average Score
Sydney Sweeney 5 – 0 – 0 309 61.80 130 61.80 – 26.00
Ann-Margaret 5 – 0 – 0 281 56.20 130 52.20 – 26.00
Salma Hayek 4 – 1 – 0 217 43.40 207 43.40 – 41.40
Markie Post 3 – 2 – 0 217 43.40 210 43.40 – 42.00
Shania Twain 2 – 3 – 0 195 39.00 229 39.00 – 45.80
Elke Sommer 1 – 4 – 0 177 35.40 235 35.40 – 47.00
Dina Meyer 0 – 5 – 0 148 29.60 270 29.60 – 54.00
Maureen O’Hara 0 – 5 – 0 139 27.80 274 27.80 – 54.80

 

Week 6

 

  • 10:00 am Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek
  • 2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Markie Post
  • 6:00 pm Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara
  • 8:00 pm Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney

 

 


 


 

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

 

“Mr. Walrus, it happened again.”

“What?”

“The Decacurse.”

“Decacurse?”

“Beware the 10.”

 

Winner

 

10.

 

This week.

 

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4.

 

5.

 

6.

 

7.

 

8.

 

9.

 

10.

 

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Quote of the Day

 

So, these days Christian pastors don’t have to believe in Jesus Christ. Got it. Weird though, ain’t it?

 

“We have no way of knowing if Jesus ever really existed … and whether or not Jesus really existed doesn’t even really matter to me. The fact remains that the message that was delivered by someone named Jesus, supposedly, – and it could have all been made up for all I know … And the God in the Old Testament is not a loving God. He’s a vengeful, people-killing kind of God. This is a lot of mythology … Jesus was put on that cross — not to save us — Jesus was put on that cross because Rome hated him and they thought he was a threat to their domination of the area. He didn’t die to save our sins.” ~~ Rev. Babs Miller, James Talaico’s Lesbian Pastor


 


 


 


 

Quote of the Day

 

TGIF? Really? That’s all you got?

 

“The ’80s was a brutal, brutal time for people. It was a f***ing mess and people forget that. It was a tremendous strife. Socio political tensions everywhere. We were still pretty fresh off a Cuban missile crisis, which was only 15-20 years before. It’s a tumultuous period, but you look back at it now and you’re like, ‘Oh, yeah. Top Gun. Cocaine!’ Like, ‘No!’ It was really scary.” ~~ Ryan Reynolds


 

Polywantacrackerism

Our society is polyamorous, polymorphic, polytheistic, and polysyllabic.  It promotes giving everything to everyone, as long as they can muster the language skills to ask for it.

That’s “muster,” not “mister.”

Spoiled parents raising spoiled parrots.  With a few cockatoos thrown in.  Children of braacckkkkkkkken homes.

Society is a Dead Parrot Sketch without a punchline, with conservatives in the role of John Cleese.  It’s sad.

 

 


 


 

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 9/18/2026 : New Matches for 9/25/2026

 

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

 

Results from 9/18/2026

 

 

(3) Sophie Marceau No Preference (10) Rosemund Pike
111 0 62

 

 

Halle Berry No Preference Serena Scott Thomas
125 0 55

 

New Matches for 9/25/2026

 

Match 1

 

(7) Ursula Andress (Honey Ryder) vs (14) Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson)

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(7) Ursula Andress 7 – 1 – 0 1211 – 8 – 550

 

Honey Ryder

 

Actress: Ursula Andress
Nationality: Swiss
Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962)

Synopsis:

Honey Ryder dazzled cinema audiences, stepping out of the Caribbean sea wearing a white bikini with a large hunting knife at her side. She proved to be immensely popular with fans and set the tone for all Bond girls to come.

 

Ursula Andress

 

VS

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(14) Tania Mallet 5 – 3 – 0 959 – 5 – 715

 

Tilly Masterson

 

Actress: Tania Mallet
Nationality: English
Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.

 

Tania Mallet

 

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Match 2

 

Nadja Regin (Bonita) vs (15) Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson)

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Nadja Regin 1 – 7 – 0 399 – 35 – 939

 

Bonita

 

Actress: Nadja Regin
Nationality: Serbian
Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.

 

Nadja Regin

 

VS

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(15) Shirley Eaton 5 – 3 – 0 925 – 16 – 568

 

Jill Masterson

 

Actress: Shirley Eaton
Nationality: English
Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Jill Masterson was the scantly dressed girl who used binoculars and an ear piece to help Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. Bond caught her at the game, and together they blackmailed Goldfinger into losing his money. After enjoying a few bottles of Dom Perignon with Bond, Masterson was killed by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob, in revenge for her betrayal. Bond awoke to find her covered from head to toe in gold paint.

 

Shirley Eaton

 

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