(I’m not good with deadlines.)

I resolve, henceforward, to use “Grrrrr” more in interactions with sales clerks.

Coachella Attendees Stunned by Festival’s ‘Diabolical’ Food and Drink Prices: ‘Miserable Money Trap’
People | 4/13/25 | Charlotte Phillipp

People attending the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival are stunned once again about the food prices — and many festivalgoers are turning to social media to highlight just how expensive everything is.

In videos shared on TikTok, Coachella attendees showed off what they ate and how much they paid for their meals or individual items.

TikToker Ruth Viveros shared in a April 11 video that she spend $102 for two plates of three tacos, a plate of loaded nachos and two lemonades, with each lemonade costing $17 per cup. “They’re not good, not good at all,” she said of the tacos. “The tortillas are like freezing cold.”

Do hippies now want to punch other hippies? Crapitalism!

Will they now make a giant intellectual leap and see that their Democrat-run governments do the same thing?

I guess IMAO won’t be moving to the UK any time soon.

Police make 30 arrests a day for offensive online messages
The Times of London | April 4, 2025 | Charlie Parker, Yennah Smart, George Willoughby

The police are making more than 30 arrests a day over offensive posts on social media and other platforms.

Thousands of people are being detained and questioned for sending messages that cause “annoyance”, “inconvenience” or “anxiety” to others via the internet, telephone or mail.

Custody data obtained by The Times shows that officers are making about 12,000 arrests a year under section 127 of the Communications Act 2003 and section 1 of the Malicious Communications Act 1988.

The acts make it illegal to cause distress by sending “grossly offensive” messages or sharing content of an “indecent, obscene or menacing character” on an electronic communications network.

… as judged by Miss Emily Litella.

Your challenge: to create a new word or phrase that begins with O.

Without using it over and over, sounding like one of the interns.

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Organism: An intern’s sexual arousal upon hearing “ni.”

It excites them, anyway.

Why not have Ring ™ cameras in every room of your house, saving screen shots every three seconds, so that if something happens they will have ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos — for your convenience and safety ™?

Or they can just make them live.

On the internet. For good citizens to monitor.

But will the Ns justify the means?

Your challenge: to create a new word or phrase that begins with N.

Your challenge: to create a new word or phrase that begins with M.

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MERSAnary: Freelance infection for hire.