
“Good evening Mr. Walrus. I hope you are hungry.”
“I am if you’re on the menu.”
“Not tonight, but we do have some food memes for everyone.”
“How about dessert then?”
Winner

This week.










Massachusetts woman buys house, court orders her to allow a squatter to live in it
Not The Bee | March 07, 2025…
The nightmare started last fall when [Meghan] McIntyre and her boyfriend decided to move back to Plymouth and purchase their own home. Months later, instead of moving into the house they bought, they are forced to rent an apartment while also paying the mortgage on a home they aren’t allowed to live in. Instead, someone else is living in the house.
Finding out someone else is living in the house you just bought:
“It’s like a never-ending nightmare,” McIntyre said of her attempt to move back home to Plymouth.
It turns out that Ms. McIntyre purchased a foreclosed property. She was under the impression
She did not visit the house??????
that it was vacant and move-in ready. But shortly before moving in, they got a call from a former occupant of the house — someone who was “never an owner,” “never a tenant” and “never paid rent,” yet who had lived there to care for her mother and who wanted to move back in after her mother’s death.
Since when is “wanted to” a valid legal claim? I’d own a lot of things, if that were true.
Rather understandably, Meghan said no. And that’s where the nightmare really began:
‘The next day we got a call from the housing court that we had a court date,’ she said.
The judge ruled that McIntyre had to give the woman the keys and allow her to stay at the house.
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Real estate attorney Jordana Greenman said the scenario is “horrifying,” but she said state law explicitly allows for someone’s home to essentially be seized and used in this way:
‘It is another one of those things that in Massachusetts with all of the consumer protection rules, nobody can be unhoused per se, without a court order,’ Greenman explained. ‘It might boil down to how much are they willing to pay to get this person out. And then they’ll go, which is really very upsetting. It should not be so difficult.’
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A court has ordered McIntyre to “pay for a whole list of expenses” prior to starting eviction:
McIntyre said they had to pay to restore the floors after they ripped up the carpet to replace them. McIntyre is paying the utility bills and even had to put the woman up in a hotel and pay for her meals when the heat stopped working in the home.
McIntyre said this is on top of her paying for the mortgage, HOA fees and rent. She estimated they are paying around $10,000 a month just in housing.
Thankfully, there’s some end in sight. The rightful homeowner and her squatter tenant reached an agreement:
Under the deal, the woman gets to stay until the end of March and McIntyre has to pay her $7,500 to put towards a new apartment.
I have to stop commenting here, since this is a PG site. Bring on the Emu.

Hey, guest hosting duties for me this week. How you all doing?
Results
| Denise Richards | No Preference | Margaret Nolan |
|---|---|---|
| 164 | 1 | 105 |
| Sophie Marceau | No Preference | Claudine Auger |
|---|---|---|
| 148 | 1 | 86 |
Matches for 3/7/2025
Match 1
Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)

Actress: Luciana Paluzzi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

VS

Actress: Serena Scott Thomas Nationality: English Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”

Match 2
Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Halle Berry (Jinx)

Actress: Molly Peters Nationality: English Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

VS

Actress: Halle Berry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002) Synopsis:
Since Die Another Day was the 20th Bond film, and marked the 40th anniversary of the series, Jinx was introduced in the style of Honey Ryder, rising out of the sea in a bikini, with a hunting knife attached to her side. Jinx worked for the NSA and was assigned to kill Zao.

Hoping to revive mammoths, scientists create ‘woolly mice’
NPR | March 04, 2025 | Rob SteinScientists have genetically engineered mice with some key characteristics of an extinct animal that was far larger — the woolly mammoth.
This “woolly mouse” marks an important step toward achieving the researchers’ ultimate goal — bringing a woolly mammoth-like creature back from extinction, they say.
… Scientists implanted genetically modified embryos in female lab mice that gave birth to the first of the woolly pups in October.
Men and women are wrong about what the opposite sex finds hot, new study reveals
New York Post | Feb. 28, 2025 | Adriana DiazA new study published in PLOS One found that men and women misjudge what the opposite sex finds attractive. A research team in the United Kingdom asked 144 people — with an average age of 22 — to adjust a 3D model of a man’s or a woman’s face to match their appearance to find out what they believed the other gender finds the most attractive for both short- and long-term relationships.
Sharp, bold features like chiseled jawlines are often described as more masculine, while soft, delicate features like full lips are characterized as more feminine …
“We have demonstrated a substantial misperception of what men and women predict the opposite sex to desire in terms of sexual dimorphism of face shape,” the study authors concluded.
144 participants? This study was gross.

March is coming in like a lioness.
Results
| Britt Ekland | No Preference | Fiona Fullerton |
|---|---|---|
| 223 | 1 | 57 |
| Maud Adams | No Preference | Maryam d’Abo |
|---|---|---|
| 196 | 1 | 95 |
Week of 3/5/2025
Match 1
Carmen du Sautoy (Saida) vs Kell Tyler (Linda)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carmen du Sautoy | 0 – 2 – 0 | 29 – 1 – 311 |

Actress: Carmen du Sautoy Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kell Tyler | 0 – 2 – 0 | 148 – 5 – 337 |

Actress: Kell Tyler Nationality: American Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
A lady of leisure, Linda was aboard her boat complaining on the phone to a friend. “It’s all so boring here Margo, there’s nothing but playboys and tennis pros. Ugh, if only I could find a real man.” At which point, Bond landed his holey and smoldering parachute on the yacht, hung up her phone and dialled exercise control. He said he would report in an hour, until Linda held up a glass of champagne, then he changed his mind to 2 hours.

Match 2
Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Franciose Therry | 1 – 1 – 0 | 66 – 2 – 237 |

Actress: Francoise Therry Nationality: French Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carey Lowell | 1 – 1 – 0 | 298 – 2 – 239 |

Actress: Carey Lowell Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.
