Pauli Want a Crackup?
“I say two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.”
“And I say you’re full of it!”
The two car brothers fought, as brothers often do.

Kostecki was uninjured in the shunt but it’s unclear if the car will be able to be fixed.
“Obviously clipped the tyre bundle and the splitter was a bit damaged and it went under the front wheels and I went straight in head first.
“The boys and girls have got a lot of work to do. Hopefully we can get it back out but it’s not looking so good.”
— Jargon from:
Bystanders injured as Kostecki crash ends Gold Coast qualifying
Speedcafe | 24 October 2025 | Stefan Bartholomaeus
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results for 10/22/2025 : New Matches for 10/29/2025

Closing in on Halloween, everyone got their costumes ready?
Result for 10/22/2025
| Tanya Roberts | No Preference | Francoise Therry |
|---|---|---|
| 228 | 0 | 20 |
| Barbara Bach | No Preference | Grace Jones |
|---|---|---|
| 275 | 0 | 4 |
New Matches for 10/28/2025
Match 1
(16) Sue Vanner (Log Cabin Girl) vs Mary Stovin (Kimberley Jones)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Sue Vanner | 3 – 2 – 0 | 623 – 6 – 500 |

Actress: Sue Vanner Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
The log cabin girl, played by Sue Vanner, was a KGB agent, and a lover of James Bond. While Bond and the girl were curled up under some furs on the floor of an isolated log cabin, M sent a message to Bond’s wrist watch that he was needed at once at HQ. As Bond got up to leave, the girl said “But James, I need you.”, to which Bond replied “So does England.” After he left, the girl radioed to KGB henchmen that Bond had let.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mary Stovin | 2 – 3 – 0 | 611 – 12 – 483 |

Actress: Mary Stövin Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.

Match 2
(6) Caroline Munro (Naomi) vs Fiona Fullerton (Pola Ivanova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Caroline Munro | 5 – 0 – 0 | 726 – 11 – 307 |

Actress: Caroline Munro Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Naomi was an aid for Karl Stromberg, and escorted Bond and Anya Amasova to Stromberg’s oceanic citadel, the Atlantis. After Bond’s meeting ended, Stromberg instructed henchman Jaws to kill the two spies. In an intense chase sequence with Bond and Amasova driving a Lotus Esprit, Jaws shot at them from a car, another henchmen tried to kill them with a sidecar-missile, and Naomi tried to shoot them down from a helicopter. She met her end as Bond blew up her helicopter with a surface-to-air missile.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Fiona Fullerton | 2 – 3 – 0 | 532 – 11 – 637 |

Actress: Fiona Fullerton Nationality: Nigerian Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Pola Ivanova was a KGB agent working for General Gogol. She recorded incriminating evidence of Max Zorin, and escaped with a tape of it. Bond had followed her, and a struggle ensued, until they both realized that they knew one another from a prior mission. They went to a spa and spent the evening in a hot tub together. While Bond took a shower, Pola snook out with the tape, only to realize later that Bond had switched it for a fake.

Another Public Service Thing

These images were stored in the IMAO photo archives. . .

I was merely concerned that, given Walrus’s recent computer malfunctions, they might be lost to posterior. I mean, posterity.

Snaps!







“I wonder what Oppo’s thinking about . . . Hmm….”

“Come and take it, Oppo. . . you big talker.”
{Music playing}: 🎵 “T & A, Come on, baby, some T & A . . . .” 🎵

These People Were Just Asking For a Limerick
Katie Porter’s Ex-Husband Breaks His Silence, It’s As Bad As You’d Expect. Will It Matter in Election?
Red State | October 25, 2025 | Jennifer Oliver O’ConnellMatthew Hoffman, the ex-husband of former Congresswoman and gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter, reportedly suffered the indignity (and injury) of having Porter pour boiling potatoes over his head.
Jennifer Oliver O’Connell sat
And wrote a story about Portly . . . who’s fat:
In the story of O’Connell’s
Portly went full McDonald’s:
And said “Would you like fries with that?”
.
Will it matter in the election
If her ex-husband couldn’t get an erection?
An X-rato ex-mato
It’s one hot potato —
A hot head, in a downward direction.
It Makes our Intern “18 and Over” Volleyball Tournament Without Volleyballs Look Tame by Comparison
Prince Andrew hosted Epstein, Maxwell and Weinstein at Royal Lodge
BBC | 28 Oct 2025
The trio visited the Windsor mansion as part of his daughter Beatrice’s masked ball 18th birthday celebrations in 2006, two months after a US arrest warrant had been issued for Epstein for the sexual assault of a minor.
Epstein was arrested by police in Florida eight days after the event.
Public Service Straight Line: How Can You Tell if There’s a Zombie in Your Midst?
Welcome to IMAO! Worst Ploughing Ever
Caption This!
Babesleaga Group AI : Week 5 : Catherine Deneuve vs Joan Collins
Good night.
Catherine Deneuve vs Joan Collins
Catherine Deneuve (2-2-0 Pts. 194 Avg. 48.50)
- Week 1 Lost to Jayne Mansfield 53-61
- Week 2 Defeated Virginia Madsen 55-49
- Week 3 Lost to Ann-Margaret 27-79
- Week 4 Defeated Julie Newmar 59-49

VS
Joan Collins (0-4-0 Pts. 139 Avg. 34.75)
- Week 1 Lost to Bernadette Peters 32-74
- Week 2 Lost to Julie Newmar 34-65
- Week 3 Lost to Virginia Madsen 49-57
- Week 4 Lost to Jayne Mansfield 77-35

Babesleaga Group AI : Week 5 : Jayne Mansfield vs Virginia Madsen
Good evening.
Jayne Mansfield vs Virginia Madsen
Jayne Mansfield (3-1-0 Pts. 226 Avg. 56.50)
- Week 1 Defeated Catherine Deneuve 61-53
- Week 2 Lost to Ann-Margaret 29-78
- Week 3 Defeated Donna Douglas 59-54
- Week 4 Defeated Joan Collins 77-35

VS
Virginia Madsen (1-3-0 Pts. 212 Avg. 53.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Donna Douglas 50-63
- Week 2 Lost to Catherine Deneuve 49-55
- Week 3 Defeated Joan Collins 57-49
- Week 4 Lost to Bernadette Peters 56-61

By All Means: Let’s Make Everything About Race, Not Qualifications
So tired of this.
NAACP: White Democrat Voters ‘Will Not Vote for Black Candidates’
Hot Air | October 26, 2025 | Larry ElderThe Supreme Court is considering a Louisiana redistricting case that could have a greater impact on U.S House of Representatives seats than the Texas and California “gerrymandering” maneuvers combined.
The New York Times wrote, “Democrats would be in danger of losing around a dozen majority-minority [[[ translate, please? ]]] districts across the South if the court struck down part of the Voting Rights Act.”
White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller tweeted, “How many people just realized that Dems had as many as 20 extra seats based on years of unconstitutional race-based gerrymandering?”
For the purpose of “racial justice” under the Voting Rights Act, Democrat legislatures and politicians created several “majority-minority” [[[ ? ]]] districts in order to elect black and Hispanic congressional members. The Supreme Court will rule on whether these districts violate equal protection under the Constitution.
ACLU Voting Rights Project Director Sophia Lin Lakin, who supports these majority-minority districts, said: “Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act has been a critical tool in safeguarding the promise that people of color
Yo-yo! Y’all trippin” wit dat yo-yo. But I ain’t playin’. I have a color, too, bro; know what I’m sayin’?
can participate in our democracy on equal terms. It has been our shield against discriminatory maps and our answer to laws designed to suppress the vote. Congress passed the Voting Rights Act with overwhelming, bipartisan support — and reauthorized it again and again — because our leaders understood a fundamental truth:
Pandering, pandering, pandering, pandering always works?
you cannot cure discrimination by pretending it doesn’t exist.”
NAACP lawyer Janai Nelson told the court, “It was clear that, regardless of party, white Democrats were not voting for black candidates whether they were Democrats or not. We know that there is such a significant chasm between how black and white voters vote in Louisiana that there is no question that even if there is some correlation between race and party, that race is the driving factor.”
Yawn.

The Supreme Court decades ago in Shaw v. Reno (1993) and Miller v. Johnson (1995) ruled against districts where gerrymandering by race was the dominant factor. “Ethnic cleansing!” cried Jesse Jackson after the Miller decision. Elaine Jones of the NAACP Legal Defense Fund
The Elmer defensive Fudd?
said, “The noose is tightening.”
That’s racist. For real.
Her colleague, Theodore Shaw, warned that once this decision goes through, the Black Congressional Caucus “could meet in the back seat of a taxicab.”
On whose dime?
But of the black House members in the four redesigned majority-white Southern districts who decided to run for reelection, three won. One chose not to run.

Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act provides that jurisdictions with a history of race discrimination in voting may change their election systems only if they get “preclearance” from the attorney general or a three-judge federal district court.
Each time the preclearance requirements were about to expire, Congress extended them. In 1982, Congress …extended its provisions for another 25 years. Before the requirements were set to expire in 2007, …the Senate voted 98-0 to extend the law for another 25 years; there were only 33 “no” votes in the House of Representatives. Then-President George W. Bush signed the extension into law.
Source: https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/10/the-passage-of-time/
Babesleaga Group AI : Week 5 : Bernadette Peters vs Ann-Margaret
Good afternoon.
Bernadette Peters vs Ann-Margaret
Bernadette Peters (2-2-0 pts. 233 Avg. 58.25)
- Week 1 Defeated Joan Collins 74-32
- Week 2 Lost to Donna Douglas 46-59
- Week 3 Lost to Julie Newmar 52-62
- Week 4 Defeated Virginia Madsen 61-56

VS
Ann-Margaret (4-0-0 Pts. 321 Avg. 80.25)
- Week 1 Defeated Julie Newmar 80-22
- Week 2 Defeated Jayne Mansfield 78-29
- Week 3 Defeated Catherine Deneuve 79-27
- Week 4 Defeated Donna Douglas 84-27

Straight Line of the Day: Good Lines To Add to My Horror Movie…
I’m always working on this. I’ve only got like an hour and 58 minutes remaining, to fill in.
I’ve already got “I’m just gonna go find out what the hell that was. Stay here! I’ll be right back!” and
- “Wait! Did you hear that?”
- “Great! … my phone’s not working!”
- “Come on, Babe, let’s find somewhere private to sneak off to. No one will miss us for a few minutes.”
- “Damn these cheap batteries!”
- “A chainsaw? Here?? Doesn’t add up.”
- “Wait — what’s that under the tarp?”
- “What’s up there?”
- “What’s over there?”
- “Did you see that?”
- “That’s what you’re afraid of? Some stupid old magic mumbo-jumbo?”
- “Ugh, you guys! I can’t wait to get back to the sorority!” (Pouts)
- “Quit kidding around! It’s not funny!”
Oh, wait, that last one is from a different thing I’m always working on.
History Corner — Take Heart: It Can Be Done!
- Battle of Marathon (490 BCE)
Invaders: Persian Empire (Darius I)
Defenders: Athenians & Plataeans, Greece
Details: Persians invaded with ~20,000 troops; Athenians (~10,000) used phalanx tactics at Marathon.
Outcome: Athenians killed ~6,400 Persians, lost ~192, halted Persian advance. - Battle of Salamis & Plataea (480–479 BCE)
Invaders: Persian Empire (Xerxes I)
Defenders: Greek city-states (Athens, Sparta)
Details: After Thermopylae, Greeks sank ~200 Persian ships at Salamis; defeated ~100,000 Persians at Plataea.
Outcome: Expelled Persians, preserved Greek independence. - Battle of Stalingrad (1942–1943)
Invaders: Nazi Germany (Adolf Hitler)
Defenders: Soviet Union (Joseph Stalin, Vasily Chuikov)
Details: Germans (~270,000) invaded; Soviets (~200,000) used urban warfare, encircled enemy.
Outcome: Destroyed German 6th Army, turning point in WWII.
Prevent Pineapples from Populating our Pizzas! …Or whatever other illegal immigration metaphor you prefer.


