Forgetful Racists
So is it really true that a lot of the undecided in this presidential election are made up of forgetful racists? Liberals are constantly accusing McCain of hiding things in his ad that remind people that Obama is black, which means if that’s a valid strategy there are people out there who are about to vote for Obama only because they forgot his race.
FORGETFUL RACIST: “I can’t wait to vote for Obama!”
MCCAIN AD: “Obama is a community organizer!”
FORGETFUL RACIST: “Wait… community organizer is a codeword for black! Obama is black! I hate black people! I’m not voting for Obama! Ooh… a penny!”
Not that I want to help racists, but wouldn’t it be easier for forgetful racists to just emulate the guy from Memento and carry around labeled Polaroids of all the candidates so he can remember what their races are in the voting booth?
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September 24th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Obama’s black? Heh. All this time I only saw him as a socialist.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:24 am
I bet he is getting more votes for being black than he is losing.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:42 am
But isn’t voting for/against a candidate based on race … racist?
So, if Obama is getting votes because he’s black (or one of his parents was) … does that mean those voting for him for that reason are racist?
I get so confused. Maybe Obama (the Merciful, the Compassionate) will tell me what to do.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Blacks can’t be racist Basil. In fact, I’m pretty sure it is raciast to suggest it.
Just so I’m clear here. Obama is black, Clay Aikens is gay, and Michael Moore is fat … right?
September 24th, 2008 at 10:22 am
A racist would not be happy to see a penny, with the image of that black Republican race traitor Lincoln on it.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:22 am
There are many paths to the top of the mountain and the view is the same. The seven deadly sins have to be permitted if there is to be peace in the world. There are different strokes for different folks. Tolerance to all behavior must be the holy word. God Bless America the land of the free.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Tolerance to all behavior must be the holy word. God Bless America the land of the free.
If I must tolerate all behavior then I’m not really free am I?
September 24th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Obama’s not black, he’s half white. White American rich male. We’re supposed to hate those guys. I can’t vote for that rich white guy.
Another thought for ye: If Jesus was a community organizer, how can “community organizer” be a code-word for ne.., ahem black?
September 24th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I thought “community organizer” was code for Communist……
September 24th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I never realized Obama was “Black” either. I’ve always seen him as an Incompetent-American. Or a Shyster-American. Or a Charlatan-American. I keep forgetting what the politically correct term is for Super unqualified, communist stuffed shirt. Well, besides Democrat. But politically, they are never correct.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
“There are many paths to the top of the mountain and the view is the same. The seven deadly sins have to be permitted if there is to be peace in the world. There are different strokes for different folks. Tolerance to all behavior must be the holy word. God Bless America the land of the free.”
Uhh. What? How long has Siddhartha Guatema been listening to us, anyway? Hey, buddy. I have something for you to tell the Dalai Lama, kay? If he is hoping that all the people with “Free Tibet” stickers on their Volvos and Subarus are going to get China off his back, ya might just wanna let him know that none of them believe in conflict, guns, or personal rights. Well, unless, of course, we’re talking about the right to have twisted, weird, deviant sexual intercourse with one or more animals or people. They’re all for that.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Worship Me, you racist crackers, and you will no longer be racist. After I am elected, you can go back to being racist if you want. I will exterminate you honkeys either way.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Like Frank says, Obama is half black. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong half, if you know what I mean.
September 25th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Isn’t it odd how the Leftards see all sorts of “code words” in anything we say, but they are always speaking literally?
October 1st, 2008 at 12:41 am
1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Greed
4. Anger
5. Lust
6. Gluttony
7. Sloth
They’re called ‘Deadly’ sins for a reason!
They will get you killed!
Physically, mentally And/Or spiritually Dead, Dead, Dead!
I hope this posts. I’m still learning the ropes of this new system.
well, preview works anyway!
October 1st, 2008 at 12:41 am
yay! it works!