Frank Advice for Life
Violence is never the answer… unless the question is “What is never the answer?” Then the answer is violence. Actually, I guess that’s a paradox. Probably best to just use violence when you’re not sure about the answer.
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December 10th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Remember, kids, torture the answer until it reveals information regarding itself and information regarding the question.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Hehe.
“What is never correct?”
“Incorrect?”
“Correct.”
“Huh?”
December 10th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
Salvor Hardin
That’s how you can tell they’re incompetent. If they were competent, they would have used it sooner
Veeshir
December 10th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Unless your multi-millionaire husband is tom-catting with multiple skirts in which case you get a free shot and a Mulligan.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Unless you multi-millionaire husband is tom-catting with multiple skirts in which case you get a free shot and a Mulligan.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Also, you get a payout to the tune of approximately $50 million.
December 10th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I’ve always told my kids, “Violence is only appropriate as a response to violence.”
If everyone followed that rule, there would be no violence…right?
December 10th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Actually, I see violence as more of the question. The answer is “Yes”.
For example:
“How do we solve this? Violence?”
“Yes!”
December 10th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Applied properly, violence would be more in the nature of a transitive declarative sentence.
December 10th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Violence is never the answer. However, it can be the Solution.
“Pvt., did you just use violence to kill the enemy?” ” Gosh no Sarge! I used superior firepower just like you taught me!” “Damn fine marksmanship, carry on Pvt.”
December 10th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
If violence isn’t solving your problems, then your not using enough of it
December 10th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
O/T is the IMAO t-shirt babe holding a taurus model 608?
December 11th, 2009 at 6:44 am
In the Obama administration, violence consists of statements about how deeply disappointed we are! The violent part is when we put them on Double Super Secret Probation…
December 11th, 2009 at 11:21 am
I recall a news reporter interviewing soldiers about to be sent to liberate Kuwait from Iraq. The soldiers were showing off their carry loads of guns, ammo, Claymores, C4 and so on, and the reporter asked one soldier what training the military had given him to succeed in his mission of liberating the Kuwaitis from the Iraqis. Looking down at his 70-odd pounds of violent technology, the soldier smiled, and said something along the lines of, “The Army has trained me and given me skills in managing interpersonal relationships. I will use that training in Kuwait.”
Ever since then , I recall my “interpersonal relationship management skills” when walking down a dark alley to my parked car at night.