Lies Told About Obama
Obama accused Republicans of trying to frighten Americans about his policy. I thought this was more of his usual whining (Democrats love whining!), but I checked the internets and there are a lot of lies people are propagating about Obama. Here are some I found:
LIES BEING TOLD ABOUT OBAMA
* Obama’s policies have really helped the economy.
* Obama is committed to victory in Afghanistan.
* Obama’s health care plan will improve health care and lower costs.
* The one thing Obama is not going to do is bankrupt the country.
* Obama never gets his head stuck in a bucket.
* Obama deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
* Obama is smart.
* Obama’s actions encourage bipartisanship.
* Obama has normal ears.
* Obama’s close friends and associates are quite unlike those of a crack dealer.
* Obama can complete a coherent sentence without a teleprompter.
* Obama’s concerns match those of the average American.
* Obama cherishes the American values of freedom and self-reliance.
* Obama is proud of America and represents it strongly abroad.
* Obama has many solutions other than blaming Bush.
* Obama is a capitalist.
* There is strong evidence Obama is not an alien reptile.
* At least one other president in American history was less qualified than Obama.
* Obama appears to be learning what it is to be a leader quite quickly.
* Obama has at least a slight idea what he is doing.
(34 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)
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December 10th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
The Whitehouse Press Corps (or is it corpse?) is required to give Obama a daily tongue bath (it’s actually optional).
December 10th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
*that he was born in America.
December 10th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
* Obama actually gives a crap about you little peasants and your “Bowl Championship Series”.
* Obama is a radioactive mutant. That would be Grayson.
* Obama is the anti-Christ. He’s actually just anti-American.
December 10th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
This is a hard one, Frank. Your list is very complete. I got nuthin.
* Obama’s got nuthin.
See, that’s just wrong. He’s got his wife and she’s just sumpin.
December 10th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Obama is just as qualified to be president as he is to be a community organizer. Oh, wait. That is actually true – not qualified to be either…
December 10th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
* Obama solved the entire race issue over a beer in the backyard.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Obama hasn’t created more jobs because he is first testing our faith in him.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Obama did not frequent gay bars as a junior senator.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
O-bah-muhh has been too busy to find a church in D.C. to attend.
O-bah-muhh’s mamuhh taught Barry,”Show me your friends and those you hang out with, and I’ll show you who you are.”
O-bah-muhh is a uniter, not a divider.
O-bah-muhh tripped over a mop, and landed headfirst into the bucket.
The Unicorns are in the mail.
O-bah-muhh bows to no man.(Which kind of makes the case for aliens among us)
Barry wears the testicles in the family.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I will make sure to correct anyone I hear spouting these filthy lies. We can’t have people lying about our President like that!
December 10th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Obamas problem is the same as Bush’s he never questions his own propaganda.
December 10th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
* Obama did not spend millions on hunting down rogue radical John Galt.
December 10th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Obama has a beautiful wooky.
December 10th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
present hussein sotearo is a courageous and forcefull commander in chief.
December 10th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Has no problem with the concept of limited government as set forth in the Constitution.
December 11th, 2009 at 7:04 am
That is not a lie; he does in fact have a slight idea of what he is doing.
It’s in the consequences of what he is doing that he’s clueless.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:55 am
* his wife is eligible to compete in the olympics as a woman.
December 11th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I’m still trying to find the satire, or any other aspect of this that makes it appropriate for IMAO. This is straight news.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
*Obama has at least a slight idea what he is doing.
This is a lie, but not how you think. Carter’s policies wrecked our economy, but he was a good and decent human being whose policies didn’t work, hence the catastrophe – Obama is a horrible human being who knows EXACTLY what he is doing. His policies are bankrupting our country and destroying the economy because they ARE working!
December 17th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
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