Yes We Can, But…
When President Obama was on the Daily Show, he modified his famous phrase to, “Yes we can, but…” So what are the possible endings to it? Here are some ideas:
YES WE CAN, BUT…
…it sounds hard.
…it would require competent leadership.
…Republicans stole my Slurpee.
…I’d rather focus on liberal agenda stuff you don’t care about right now like health care.
…I kind of don’t like this country.
…it is forbidden by the Koran.
…then I couldn’t play as much golf.
…then I might lose my best friend, Bill Ayers.
…it’s just not how we do things in my hometown of Kenya.
…it might make foreign leaders so mad they won’t let me bow to them.
…it’s better the car stay in the ditch until we get a hybrid.
…I’m president.
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October 29th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
…I am totally high right now.
…My supporters think Jon Stewart is a political genius.
…Seriously, dog, I am totally high right now.
October 29th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
…but, I just don’t wanna. But I CAN.
…but the answer is not really at the bottom of this bucket, like Boehner said it was.
…but I lie.
…but only after January 2013.
October 29th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Dude!
October 29th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
YES WE CAN, BUT…
…I’ll have to ask George. Huh? George SOROS!
…I’d have to stop blaming George. Huh? George BUSH!
…then Blago would talk.
…Michelle said she’d leave if we did.
…the T.E.A. Party would then march on Washington.
…um, uh, era, a a a a a, it ti ti ti, ummmmm.
October 29th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Yes we can, but… mftzzzt
October 29th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Shoulda previewed…
Yes we can, but… mftszzzt [Teleprompter Malfunction]
October 29th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I was thinking that “mftzzzt” meant we heard that famous high pitch squeal on the phone characteristic of a thermonuclear detonation.
October 29th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
OBAMA: Yes we can, but you’re not gonna like it.
October 29th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
…my mommy is calling me.
…I can’t right now. Keith Olberman is needing me to tuck him in.
…I gotta run and hide. Sarah Palin is at my front door and I am scared.
October 29th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
…That stupid Constitution thingy is in the way
…Putin cut off my funding
…So did Soros
…People are waking up
…Venus is in the wrong constellation at the moment
…I can’t see anything from under this bucket
…Bo ate my plan
…Only in our imagination
October 29th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
…it depends on what the meaning of “can” is.
October 29th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
.. Then I couldn’t blame Bush.
.. dang I look good in these shorts
… I woke up with Sasquatch.
.. the teleprompter says: no.
October 29th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Yes we can, but…
…the Republicans are being mean again
…Americans aren’t doing their part
…it’s not my fault if we can’t’
…you don’t understand it yet
…TOTUS hasn’t explained it to me yet
October 29th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
… I can’t remember the words to the Pointer Sisters song.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
…but, ooh! look! shiney!
October 29th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Yes we can as soon as I memorize that chapter in the book (Rules For
RadicalsCommunists)October 29th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
…but we probably shouldn’t
October 29th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Yes We Can, but…first you will blow me.
Yes We Can, but…what was the first thing I said?
Yes We Can, but…heh…wow…Can but…can but can but can but can but can but…
Wes Be Yen, cut…………PROMPT!…
Uh, yabba………..uh dabba dabba dabba…………uh, do!…
Why do I get the feeling that O will be the first living person to actually, really see Fred Flintstones’ green alien friend Gazoo?
October 30th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Yes, we CAN YOUR BUTTS on Nov. 2!
October 31st, 2010 at 8:01 am
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October 31st, 2010 at 1:05 pm
…leave my Hot Wheels alone.